You should never do X, ever.

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A simple game where you replace X with something you really regret doing. Can be subtle or obvious.

You should never play with tame wolves, ever. I nearly got fired from the zoo for this, if it wasn't for the fact that my uncle knew my boss. My uncle was so mad, I thought he was going to split my head open with his crutch. Since my boss moved my position to clean putrid animal cages for storage and didn't want to put me with a position with animals anymore, I eventually quit.

Just post your ''Never do X'' comment, you don't need to add the long description. :tounge:

Wow very interesting experience, KalisAvos

You should never stick a sharp knife in a blender filled frozen fruit and ice, and press the pulse button . I was planning on making a smoothie, but my blender is worthless and the fruit and ice were sticking to the sides of the blender and not getting mixed in. So I decided to push the contents down with a steak knife and turn on the blender with the lid off and the knife still in it. Think I would've know better since it's one of the more obvious things not to with a cooking utensil as I've often seen it depicted in cartoons and commercials, but no. I pressed the pulse button and the knife flung out of the blender and hit a window, and the fruit splattered everywhere. Such a frickin' moron .

You should never take an elective in high school without getting a GPA exemption for it unless you're absolutely sure that you're going to do well in it. I made such a mistake my senior year by signing up for Statistics, a class I didn't need. I didn't seek out a GPA exemption because it never crossed my mind that I would do as poorly in that class as I did. I bombed that class, and I was unable to get a GPA exemption for it because I waited too long.

You should never tell anyone where a loved one's ashes have been scattered.

@beautifuloblivion, that knife could have flung and hit you! So few people realize how lucky they really are.

@Descartes, I did the same mistake, but with an arts class. I can't draw at all, and I ended up failing miserably. I didn't get a GPA exemption because it was a low level class, and I assumed it was going to be easy. I was dead wrong.

@CockneyRebel, I don't really see how that could be a problem, but I won't bug you to explain.

Now for my input:
You should never give a small dog a lot of chocolate, ever. Actually, you should never give a dog chocolate, period. He was my very first dog, too.

It's against the law to tell where a loved one's ashes have been scattered.

Really? I didn't know that...

Anyways,

You should never procrastinate, ever. It leads to failing classes, losing your job twice, and a very cluttered bathroom.