PRIZE MACHINE

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you recieve chaos

inserts salted peanut

You receive salt and a peanut.

*Inserts antiPRIZE MACHINE*

You receive anti-prize

Inserts ones self

Receives fleseno.

*Inserts invitation to rejoin thread*

you receive membership application form

inserts old boot

Receives other older boot.

*Drops object containing 2e32 J released at 4e35 W*

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[In theory, assuming everything is typical, the object should have released all of its energy in half a millisecond, which means it would have exploded before being dropped.]

...And to her surprise, the machine falls apart. Luckily, the user who took the extra PRIZE MACHINEs returns one. There is some water damage and a few coffee stains, but it's agreed that everything should be fine after a claim to UPMIP (Union of PRIZE MACHINE Insurance Providers).

*Inserts UPMIP (Union of PRIZE MACHINE Insurance Providers) claim*

You received a bowl!
* inserts a quarter *

You receive my hat

Inserts tooth fairy

Receives an inhumation [sic] notice from the best guild possible.

*Inserts soul*

receives a thought

inserts old mangle

Receives a new mangle.

*Inserts a negatively curved volume*

Receives a wobble board

inserts evo stick

Receives a well-glued section of floor.

receives not a jot as you inserted not a jot

inserts a jot