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salamandaqwerty
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30 Nov 2013, 6:07 pm

you have received a vhs cassette

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30 Nov 2013, 6:42 pm

You have received a pet shark

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30 Nov 2013, 6:49 pm

have received a pet flying piranha

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30 Nov 2013, 10:13 pm

You have received a blast-ended skrewt.

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01 Dec 2013, 9:59 am

You have received a trip to the year 1 million BC.

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01 Dec 2013, 3:01 pm

You have received a vacation to go back in time to witness the Big Bang.

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01 Dec 2013, 3:10 pm

You have received a headless chicken.

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01 Dec 2013, 3:24 pm

You have received your own personal copy of Martyrs Mirror.

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01 Dec 2013, 3:59 pm

You have received a visit to the North Pole.

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01 Dec 2013, 9:00 pm

you have received a paper cup half filled with frozen crocodile tears

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02 Dec 2013, 5:51 am

You've received a pill that makes crying impossible.

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02 Dec 2013, 3:52 pm

You have received a pill that makes getting angry impossible.

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02 Dec 2013, 9:11 pm

You have received a complete set of Junie B. Jones books.

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03 Dec 2013, 5:22 am

you have received a heartbroken reindeers eyelash, wet with tears

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03 Dec 2013, 4:20 pm

You have received a spot on Santa's naughty list

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03 Dec 2013, 6:44 pm

You have received a portrait of me sitting on Santa's lap from when I was three.

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