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08 May 2010, 10:43 am

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08 May 2010, 10:50 am

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08 May 2010, 5:14 pm

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08 May 2010, 6:47 pm

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08 May 2010, 9:21 pm

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09 May 2010, 5:54 am

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09 May 2010, 4:25 pm

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11 May 2010, 4:35 pm

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12 May 2010, 3:43 am

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12 May 2010, 10:15 am

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13 May 2010, 6:39 am

them fleece pleasers
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them toad suckers
them yodel yellers
them duck pluckers
them ewe doers
them hog liver likers
them beaver cleavers
them doodle dashers
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16 May 2010, 7:14 am

button hole restorer
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16 May 2010, 6:59 pm

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16 May 2010, 8:16 pm

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auntblabby wrote:
shoe lace tip restorer

They're called "aglets," and there are people who restore them for a living. But their website just brings up a 403 Forbidden error.

http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/agletrepair.htm


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17 May 2010, 2:31 am

One-Winged-Angel wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
shoe lace tip restorer

They're called "aglets," and there are people who restore them for a living. But their website just brings up a 403 Forbidden error.


thank you OWA for that useful info :) one learns something new every day, if one is paying attention. aglets. i wonder how that name came about? anyways, those 403 forbidden errors are mysterious.

ok, how 'bout a-

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17 May 2010, 6:29 pm

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