The Mad Libs Thread!

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You don't even have to know what Mad Libs are (though I'm betting most of you do).

Just give me an example of a:

1) Plural Noun
2) Adjective
3) Adjective
4) Adjective
5) A Famous Person
6) Noun
7) Noun
8 ) A Famous Animal
9) Plural Noun
10) Something Gooey
11) Something Greasy
12) Something "Healthful"
13) Adjective

...and something awesome will happen shortly after.

1. Cats
2. Smelly
3. Rude
4. Quirky
5. Judy Garland
6. Princess
7. Fairy
8. Smoky the Bear
9. Roses
10. Melted chocolate
11. Bacon
12. Orange Juice
13. Repulsive

The Inspectors from the State Department of Health and cats came to our school today to inspect the smelly cafeteria. Every day we have a rude lunch, prepared by our quirky dietitian, Judy Garland. We usually have spaghetti or boiled Princess with rice. On Tuesdays we have a choice of a fairy omelette or Smoky the Bear soup. The Inspector found a lot of roses in the salad and said there was too much melted chocolate in the coffee. In the future we will have lunches that contain less bacon and more orange juice, but I bet it will all still taste repulsive.

Thanks, Descartes. That last adjective really made my day.

I'll make another one of these tomorrow.

That was fun. I can't wait for more.

Do it again! Do it again!

1.) Noun
2.) Adj.
3.) Adj.
4.) Noun
5.) Number
6.) Pl. Noun
7.) Noun
8.) Verb
9.) Verb
10.) Pl. Noun
11.) Pl. Noun
12.) Adj.
13.) Noun

1.) hamster
2.) silly
3.) English
4.) cucumber
5.) 1.784329
6.) very small rocks
7.) Spam
8.) yodel
9.) gargle
10.) herring
11.) coconuts
12.) hairy
13.) Papa Smurf

Interview With A Comedian

Question: Were you always a stand-up hamster?

Answer: No. I had many silly jobs in my English lifetime. I started out as a used cucumber salesperson , and then for 1.784329 years, I sold ladies' "very small rocks."

Question: When did you discover you were a funny [can of] Spam who could make people yodel out loud?

Answer: It was in school. The first time our teacher had us do show and gargle, I made the herrings in my class laugh so hard they fell out of their coconuts.

Question: How would you describe your hairy act?

Answer: I am a thinking person's papa smurf.

Mmm, boiled princess...



There's another Mad Libs thread here.

^Is that Ash in your avvie?

I want to try one! (I hope this is okay)

Okay!

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Noun: Bomb
Food: Fish
Food: Chips
Verb: Kiss(ing)
Adverb: thoughtlessly
Adjective: Stinky
Plural Noun: Zombies
Color: Mauve
Verb: Punt(ing)
Verb: Screech(ing)
Noun: Shoe
Female Name: Tiffany
Plural Noun: Vaccinations
Noun: Clock
Plural Noun: Bloody Marys
Noun: Pencil
Verb Ending in S: glides
Verb: Attack(ing)
Verb: Dodge(ing)
Plural Noun: Quarters
Body Part: Foot
Place: Behind the couch
Adjective: Pinstriped
Article of Clothing Plural: Spectacles.

Yes it is.

I couldn't find the thread, sorry! Here you go:

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds (The Beatles) Mad Lib

Picture yourself in a Bomb on a river,
With Fish trees and Chips skies
Somebody calls you, you Kiss quite thoughtlessly,
A girl with Stinky eyes.

Cellophane Zombies of Mauve and green,
Punt over your head.
Screech for the girl with the Shoe in her eyes,
And she`s gone.

Tiffany in the sky with Vaccinations...
Tiffany in the sky with Vaccinations...
Tiffany in the sky with Vaccinations...

Follow her down to a Clock by a fountain
Where rocking horse Bloody Marys eat Pencil pies,
Everyone glides as you Attack past the flowers,
That Dodge so incredibly high.

Newspaper Quarters appear on the shore,
Waiting to take you away.
Climb in the back with your Foot in the clouds,
And you`re gone.

Picture yourself on a train in Behind the Couch,
With Pinstriped porters with looking glass Spectacles,
Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile,
The girl with Stinky eyes.

Tiffany in the sky with Vaccinations...
Tiffany in the sky with Vaccinations...
Tiffany in the sky with Vaccinations..

http://www.madglibs.com/showglib.php?glibid=173

This is so much fun, I want to try another one! someone else post one too. I might even get out some of my books. madlibs is my favorite game!

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