No longer aloud to go to a comedy club

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I just thought this was to funny and sad not to share

For farther day I took my dad to see some stand up at a comedy club. I don't know how but I found my self in the front row. Every skit was about rednecks and drinking.Half way through the show the guy on stage saw me and the fun begin

Stand up: huh. Lookie here through my show I have yet to see this guy laugh once. Come up here

He pulled me on onto the stage

Stand up: before the night is over I bet you $100 that I will get this sob to laugh

Me: make it a $1000 and I I bet you can't make me even smile.


Nthe stand up told some of the funniest jokes I heard but as an aspie my face did not even move. The guy got done and paid up.

Stand up: what the hell is wrong with you? Do you not know how to laugh?

Me: I do but I need the cash more.

After the stand up left and me on to my set. The host came out and closed with a joke about naming his kids after transformers I broke out laughing. The stand up saw this and was not happy!

The stand up told the owner that if I came back again he would not do his jokes any more. So now I can't go back. Still made a lot of cash!

That's great...good for you! It's even better you didn't "disclose".

It's good that you got the money.

Hehe! Dude, that's baller.

That was a good one!! ! Congrats, and sorry.

That's impressive that you actually earned the money, but sad about the cost. On the other hand, what if you were to show up when the particular standup wasn't there? Or did the owner permaban you?

I really don't know, the owner said I should not come back and should never have heckled The stand up.

Hmph. Sounds like the stand-up heckled you first!