Can you think of any Funny Aspie Jokes?

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Now please don't get the wrong idea, I'm not trying to have us a tun of 'anti-Aspie' 'Jokes' but rather just good funny humuor that's (more or less) about AS!! !

I'll start with one if ou don't mind....

Doctors are discussing giving Amy Rose a dignosis of AS due to her obsession with Sonic.

It's a one line joke but it's just the kind of joke that I mean.

Goodbye till next time

There's the one from The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time:

An Economist, Mathematician and Logician are travelling to Scotland in a train for the first time. They look out the window and see a brown cow.

The Economist says 'Oh, so the cows in Scotland are brown'.
The Logician says, 'No, out of all the cows in Scotland, at least one is brown'.
And the Mathematician says 'No, there is at least one cow in Scotland, at least half of which is brown'.

Nobody else seems to find this funny.

Are we allowed to make fun of ourselves?

What did [this] aspie say to the pretty girl?
Nothing, because he didn't realise she was flirting with him :.(

I'll adapt one:

How can you tell if an Aspie is an extrovert?
When he's talking to you he looks at your shoes instead of his own.

Original joke had "engineer".

Search the forum, there are other threads full of Aspie jokes, some of which I contributed to.