Corrupt a Brand Name

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10 Jan 2011, 11:26 pm

Just like the "Corrupt a band name" thread but for brand names.

MacSchlongles (McDonald's)
Gnarled Borough (Marlboro)
Klepto Shizzle (Pepto Bismol)
MELL-O (JELL-O for stoners)

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10 Jan 2011, 11:47 pm

Chucky Larms (Lucky Charms)

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10 Jan 2011, 11:59 pm

Sarah Moo (Sailor Moon)

Whenever they say her name in Japanese, that's what it sounds like they're saying. :roll:

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11 Jan 2011, 1:06 am

Sexxxon.

Kleen Sex.

Sex Lax.

Sex Terminator. (Not a brand name, but still)

Sexter.

Chump Resort.

Booger King.

I could do this forever.

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31 Jan 2011, 11:02 pm

Blackened Pecker (Black & Decker)
Super Poo (Super Glue)
uClod (iPod)
Ken's Pucky Fried Liver (Kentucky Fried Chicken)

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01 Feb 2011, 4:56 pm

Conker Cola (soft drinks)

McDonkeys (fast 'food')

Blood Wiser (beer)

Satan Dare (bank)

Pinkos (potato chip product)

TeenySoft (software)

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01 Feb 2011, 5:05 pm

Ambercrombie & b***h (Ambercrombie & Fitch)
Starducks (Starbucks)
Taco Hell (Taco Bell)
Grubway (Subway)
Shingles (Pringles)
Gnome Depot (Home Depot)
FedSex (FedEx)
Crap (Gap)

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02 Feb 2011, 2:07 am

bored [ford]
shoveitaway [chevrolet]
drudge [dodge]
flat [fiat]
smattern [saturn]
grumbler [rambler]
hash [nash]
yoh tow ta [toyota]
BM [GM]
dumpling [bricklin]
her latest dent [mercedes benz]
glue barroo [subaru]

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02 Feb 2011, 2:41 am

Mal Wart (Wal Mart) - Your place for cheap plastic crap.

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02 Feb 2011, 2:55 am

lol Blabby! You found a way to insult everything from Toyota and Ford to Bricklin but Nissan and Mitsubishi got away unscathed

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02 Feb 2011, 3:23 am

Pistonhead wrote:

lol Blabby! You found a way to insult everything from Toyota and Ford to Bricklin but Nissan and Mitsubishi got away unscathed

i guess i have a soft spot for a company [nissan] run by the same guy who runs renault- nissans have french genes in 'em now. as for mitsu, i was long partial to their older galant sedans.

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02 Feb 2011, 6:56 am

yawnda [honda]
someday [hyundai]
bum arrow [camaro]
tireturd [firebird]
slackard [packard]
folks draggin' [volkswagon]
bore us [taurus]
fey bull [sable]
sad lack [cadillac]
bimmer wrong [cimarron]
a brick [buick]
gone black [pontiac]
unsold mobile [oldsmobile]
oh no [renault]
odd tin wheelie [austin-healey]

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02 Feb 2011, 8:16 am

McDoobies (McDonald's)

Burger Queen (Burger King)

Burger Kink

Dairy King (Dairy Queen)

Eleven Seven

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02 Feb 2011, 7:45 pm

McDicklands {McDonalds}

Starsucks{Starbucks}

Microhard {Microsoft}

Outsay {Intel}

Loseups {Windows}

Can of Balls {Campbell's}

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04 Feb 2011, 9:30 am

procto-logical [proctor & gamble]
krapped [kraft]
never on sale [duracell]
crap-in-the-box [jack in the box]
phony [sony]
naive [evian]
impaction whelper [hanburger helper]
crappy upside-down container corp [yoplait]
so sue me [sansui]

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