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Strapples
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23 May 2009, 3:22 pm

eats praying mantises only when they are praying


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23 May 2009, 3:27 pm

Has a pet mantis that doesn't pray - it's an atheist.


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23 May 2009, 3:29 pm

will be a weird old priest in 20 years


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23 May 2009, 5:14 pm

Is Father Guido Sarducci's heir apparent....


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23 May 2009, 5:19 pm

Is a Catholic Priest but has never gotten "too close" to his altar boys.


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23 May 2009, 7:14 pm

Alters altars...


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24 May 2009, 7:05 am

Orders oranges extraordinarily ordinal


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24 May 2009, 8:21 am

Recruited peaches and plums for a new ensemble called "Nectarine Dream"....


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25 May 2009, 6:42 am

is using a plum-bob to figure out how big his pi is

but that isn't really working,

so he is going to divide it up into split infinitives and count the pieces


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26 May 2009, 4:38 pm

Used a plum bomb to get to the moon.


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27 May 2009, 9:44 am

Makes sure he never steps on plumbers cracks.



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27 May 2009, 11:03 am

Doesn't wanna blue any longer, but can't decide a new colour. :colors:



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27 May 2009, 5:06 pm

Painted her ceilings blue to mimic the sky. However just before sunset she paints it black to mimic the night sky.



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28 May 2009, 6:25 pm

His lamps go through phases in sync with the moon......


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29 May 2009, 10:49 am

Got his brain washed by a group of housewives who were trying out a new brand of washing powder.



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29 May 2009, 8:29 pm

uses toilet bowl cleaner as mouth wash


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CLASSIC AUTISM