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22 Nov 2021, 5:31 am

^ Haha! That one's good!

Wears buttered pitta breads for mittens and shoes, and because he thinks he's delicious.

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22 Nov 2021, 5:46 am

Is actually a real angel in disguise.

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22 Nov 2021, 5:11 pm

Is working on the next "Mummy" movie..

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23 Nov 2021, 4:25 am

Auditioned for Michael Jackson's Thriller. Got declined because they didn't want real zombies, although Michael Jackson did.

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19 Jan 2022, 3:22 pm

Is a member of the research team of the fictional organization IZON.

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01 Feb 2022, 7:33 am

Writes a gossip column for people sitting on juries about their fellow jurors.

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01 Feb 2022, 7:58 am

^ is commonly believed to have one leg longer than the other. In fact, they have one leg shorter than t'other.

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01 Feb 2022, 11:06 am

He knows not to confuse Jekyll gardens with Hyde park.

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01 Feb 2022, 6:29 pm

Is attempting to be human.

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06 Feb 2022, 4:21 pm

Has the ability to physically seperate the chocolate from the milk in chocolate milk.

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08 Feb 2022, 10:07 pm

Heats up coffee by getting into political arguments with it.

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08 Feb 2022, 10:44 pm

Knows how to superheat water in the microwave and how to apply burn ointment using his off hand.

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12 Feb 2022, 8:15 pm

Prefers to heat water in an oven rather than in a microwave.

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13 Feb 2022, 1:25 pm

Is faster than a speeding bulletin board.

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14 Feb 2022, 8:14 pm

Can leap tall tulips in a single bound.

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15 Feb 2022, 4:30 am

Is more powerful than a local council motion.

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