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19 Nov 2022, 7:07 am

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19 Nov 2022, 7:55 am

Fills his petrol tank with gin and tonic.


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20 Nov 2022, 6:04 am

Drives a 6-cylinder horse. Filling it up is... entertaining.


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20 Nov 2022, 6:53 am

Drives a goat cart to work

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21 Nov 2022, 2:36 pm

Is a character from Kung Fu: The Legend Continues


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21 Nov 2022, 3:21 pm

Is a character in Mr Bean's head.


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21 Nov 2022, 5:06 pm

Is a figment of my imagination due to an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, or possibly a fragment of an underdone potato.


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23 Nov 2022, 8:22 am

Is preparing all of those foods for a Thanksgiving feast in the UK.


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23 Nov 2022, 9:47 am

Thinks we have a Thanksgiving feast in the UK.


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25 Nov 2022, 10:38 am

Has never been invited to a Thanksgiving feast in the UK.

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25 Nov 2022, 3:34 pm

Never heard of them outside the USA. Closest we've got in the UK is the harvest festival but that is a pagan thing stolen by Christians. Besides, who'd want to invite an atheist to a Christian ceremonial dinner, and more to the point, would I want to go anyway?


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27 Nov 2022, 1:57 pm

Go around starting Morris Dances all over the place


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27 Nov 2022, 5:02 pm

Spends all his holidays snorkelling at Loch Ness looking for the monster.


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27 Nov 2022, 9:30 pm

Has an elbow fetish.



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27 Nov 2022, 9:38 pm

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27 Nov 2022, 9:40 pm

I like the gingerbread quote. ^


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