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Radish
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23 May 2022, 4:21 pm

A movie about her life is currently being made, the first female gangster and crime land boss in London.

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23 May 2022, 4:23 pm

Knows too much about me :skull:

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24 May 2022, 4:16 am

Is in 5,281,431 position to inherit the throne after Queen Elizabeth. She is currently saving up to hire a hitman to kill 5,281,431 people and hopes nobody will notice her dastardly plan.

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24 May 2022, 5:13 am

Is in 5,281,432 position. Better watch your back Where_am_I.

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24 May 2022, 6:25 am

Has accepted the hitman contract on the basis of 10p per hit. Says he will make every kill look like an accident.

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24 May 2022, 6:41 am

Batch cooks gazpacho soup.

Radish
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24 May 2022, 7:37 am

Is wanted for murder by the vegetable police for boiling radishes alive in a pan!

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24 May 2022, 8:22 am

Is setting up a restaurant specialising in pulled radish bao buns.

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24 May 2022, 8:42 am

Keeps a transcript of everything everyone ever says to him so he can relate it later in court if necessary.

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24 May 2022, 9:01 am

Pronounces touché as "touch-ey".

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24 May 2022, 9:11 am

Is rather touchy and if he feels offended by anyone pulls out a bazooka and blasts them to hell.

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24 May 2022, 9:19 am

Is touchy-feely-licky-whispery. In a good way?

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24 May 2022, 9:36 am

Greets strangers by sniffing their butt.

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24 May 2022, 11:40 am

Farts when greeting strangers.

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24 May 2022, 12:58 pm

Was accidentally boiled to death by me this morning.

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24 May 2022, 1:51 pm

Has a large boil on her butt.

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