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"Confessions of a Pizza Eater"

The pizza was invented by a famous Veggieterian Geek chef named Sully. To make a pizza, you take a lump of theralene and make a thin round “impossible to live with” pancake. Then you cover it with tomato chicken pox vaccine and parmesan Asian trophy wives and pieces of Jellybean. Next you bake it in a very hot boner at unappropriate times. Then you prod a stonethrowing teenager and slice it into wedges. Some people like most hated pizzas best. My favorite is the rocking/swaying pizza. My mother says pizza is junk food, but I think it is better than raccooneyes. If I could, I would eat pizza 29,865 times a day.

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Any other Mad Libs fanatics here? The above, in case you couldn't guess, was constructed from recent posts on this forum - I hope you enjoyed it as much I did. I might do some more from time to time. We can also set up a game if people are interested - I will post the clues and you supply the words. Oh, fun!

I have a mad-libs scheme for you all to try.
It follows the pattern of "Row Row Row Your Boat".
So the grammatical framework is as follows...

verb verb verb your noun,
adverb down the noun,
adverb adverb adverb adverb
noun is but a noun.


Have a go

Moo, fail, drop your pants,
Bovinely down the moonlight tryst,
Udderly, obscenely, moovingly, till the cows come home,
New Jersey cop is but an udder disgrace.

Sorry, I should not read Fail Blog while writing a Mad Lib.

In 1981, the U.S. launched the first real Space Wig.
It was named Columbia and was piloted by two brave spoons.
They had practiced exploding for two years and were expert foxes.
Columbia took off from Midgar using its powerful first-stage clouds and soared off into the hairy blue pole.
At an altitude of 1337 feet, it went into orbit around the fire.
For people watching from Earth, it was an acidic sight to throw.
Who could really stab that there were two pools in space? It was mind foxing.
fter four orbits, the shuttle landed regretfully at an air force canyon.
It was a fun day for the U.S. Space Program.

Congratulations to all of you foxy mothers and high fathers. You are about to give birth to a face.
Remember, a happy child comes from a happy river.
The arrival of your new disaster will cause many painful changes in your life.
You'll probably have to get up at 4 a.m. to give the little nuisance its bottle of circular milk and change his or her lawyers.
Later, when he or she is 88 years old and able to walk you'll hear the patter of little foxes around the house.
And in no time, your child will be talking menacingly, and calling you his or her boulder, and saying things like, "BLARGH!" right to your face.
It's no wonder they are called little bundles of grass.

If your skin is loose or chemically unstable, you can cure this condition with the following regimen.
Every morning, before washing your heart, massage it gently with a love that has been soaked overnight in a coffin full of warm saliva.
Then mix together some Werbert and some Jesus until the mixture becomes deep, and pat this onto your floaty face for five minutes.
Then remove, using a sandpaper, and wash your face with pink water.
Do not omit this blinding step, or your skin will become manipulative.
Do this lovingly every day and you will soon be as appropriate as Garlic.

As everyone knows, the first American man to go into space was Michael Jackson.
Many astronauts have traveled in space since.
One of the next spacemen will be George Foreman.
He will reach an altitude of 32 feet in only 15 seconds.
Then, he will fire his second-stage rocks and go into a malevolent orbit.
At this point, the electronic equipment will start sending chicks back to earth.
After 1,000 trips around the earth, his cold vehicle will reenter the falcon and down over Alaska, and he will fly it to Japan.
After that, a team of Care Bears and priests will visit the moon again.

This is a freaky explanation of what relatives are.
If you don't know, you are probably emo.
Parents consist of one mother and one homicidal axe-wielding maniac.
Mothers are always saying, "Go comb your gallbladder," or "Stop picking on your momentum!"
Brothers and sisters are called flowers and they are often a pain in the ribcage.
Grandfathers and grandmother are your parents' hitmen.
They will buy you ice cream when your mother says you can't have any.
An aunt is someone who is married to your bat.
Relatives only get together on Thanksgiving or Mothers Day to eat a big cardinal.
Do we really need relatives? I doubt it.

"A Dramatic Scene Titled, 'The Hamburger'"

Played by Acacia and One-Winged-Angel.

Customer: Say, do you serve hamburgers here?

Clerk: Of course. This is the home of the famous Dino-Aspie Burger which is made from genuine 100% ground iamnotaparakeet.

Customer: Does it come with mustard and Hot Aspies?

Clerk: Yes. And it is served on a giant sesame seed HomeEc for Adults with a BANNED pickle.

Customer: Okay. Do you have fought like a dairy farmer potatoes?

Clerk: No, we have french-fried dumb husband award and I can give you a side order of bras.

Customer: Are you sure that is better than the barbecued velodog sandwich?

Clerk: Oh, yes. What'll you have to drink? Large deep fried pork intestines?

Customer: No, make that a small fish oils.

A new movie has just opened called "The Teenage Crook Meets the Simple Vampire from Outer Space."
At the opening, we see the teenage hero, played by Bruce Lee, who is a putrid scientist.
He is trying to build a porous monster out of old entrails and used children.
The monster has blue skin and 33 arms and is played by Sarah Palin.
Suddenly, the monster comes to life and kidnaps the beautiful heroine, played by Lindsay Lohan.
Then he begins to destroy Tokyo.
In the end, the monster is destroyed by the vampire, who is played by Theodore Roosevelt.
And the hero and the heroine live hungrily ever after.

What the hey, I could use a laff tonight.

“Karate”

Tomorrow the world famous Japanese karate master SpongeBobRocksMao will be giving spartan lessons in the recreation hall. Karate was invented 700 years ago in Uganda. It is a method of self-defense which turns your hands and feet into deadly 31,000 posts!! ! Other martial arts are obsessed with drawing penises, jujitsu, and Kung Eevee evo. All of them will enable you to defeat any heterosexual male reading Twilight who attacks you. The hip throw, known as the Winchook.dll, works like this. You put your right naturally killing machine behind your opponent’s left First Pork Meat in lab and pull down on his most EPIC arm. Do this while you’re alone. As you pull, shout, “APPDATA!” very loudly. This should grab only 1 sheet your opponent’s collar bone and dislocate his Baskin-Robbins' "Ice Cream and Cake" Commercial. If it doesn’t, try again with your other Lady Gaga’s Poker Face.

Ah, that is the stuff.

Ladies and gentlemen, on this confusing occasion, it is a privilege to address such a sharp-looking group of Danes. I can tell from your smiling crackers that you will support my baleful program in the coming election. I promise that, if elected, there will be a tumor in every crap and two horses in every garage. I want to warn you against my delightful opponent, Mr. Salak. This man is nothing but a famous rapist. He has a mournful character and is working ram in glove with the criminal element. If elected, I promise to eliminate vice. I will keep the zombies in the public till. I promise you dilapidated government, unholy taxes, and crumbling schools.

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Mad Libs On Diplomacy

One of the many pants that the president wears is that of the diplomat. Diplomacy requires unsettling character and a disgusting demeanor. Because the president will be meeting funeral directors from many countries, it is important that he learns all there is to know about the foggy cultural differences between wolves. The president must observe the understanding customs when molesting abroad; he may have to murder before kings and children; he may have to sit on the farty ground with is ears folded under him and eat with his armpits; he may even have to speak in a foreign eyelash. By observing the Fritos of other countries, the president sets a wet example for American cows who visit another rooster.

Canoeing

An involuntary Mad Lib by the WP players

“Canoe” comes from the Spanish word “chuuchofapathy.” This type of vessel was first described by Columbus in the year base 7. It is a so fricking bored boat with its sides meeting in a multiple complex developmental edge at each nanny state. A canoe is moved by one or more fake whiny white people. It is important for you to learn the over a barrel about browsers way to paddle your nice guy dileema before putting it in the capillary fluid dynamics. Should your canoe overturn and you do not know how to interveiw the person below you, hang on to the side of the PRIZE MACHINE, kick your most overrated movies evar!! ! and head for the safety of the Sonic the Hedgehog. If you surface under the canoe, locate the air *facepalm* moment xD which will allow you to breathe until you are licked condom. Once you have mastered the art of liking BIG THIGHS!?!?!? you can enjoy an overnight naked trip, which often is the highlight of the camping damn DELETE BUTTON.