Glad this got bumped, because I might have missed it.
If you can find the internet classic, HTDTE, how to destroy the earth, you can probably also find a long list of rules for super villains nearby. Best to avoid the rookie mistakes, right?
I will unleash my army of sex robots. Instead of silver or lead, they will offer a different choice. I'd rather be loved than feared, but both is probably best.
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"I find that the best way [to increase self-confidence] is to lie to yourself about who you are, what you've done, and where you're going." - Richard Ayoade