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babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 64,492Location: UK
You can stamp that out
Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 64Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
Are you going postal on us?
DeepHour Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 78,257Location: United Kingdom
Are you the Royal Male, or are you just a non-binary commoner?
Why is you delivery always so fast?
What could you possibly be implying by that?
Do you use first or second class
Isn't that a bit discriminatory? Aren't we all supposed to be equal these days, or something?
Equal to who's standard
So, all things being equal, when is my parcel coming?
When did you post it
Will Amazon ever ship it?
What is in the parcel
Would that be letting the cat out of the bag?
Is it a cat in a box
Maybe a Jack in a box?
What about a corn on the cob