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Radish
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27 Oct 2022, 10:29 am

Maybe, moving a little too fast, how about some 24 turnip earrings?

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27 Oct 2022, 12:24 pm

Do you favour turnips more than radishes now?



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27 Oct 2022, 12:25 pm

Could turnips be a family relation? Larger but not as handsome or tasty as radishes?


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27 Oct 2022, 12:31 pm

I thought most people considered turnips as more handsome?



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27 Oct 2022, 12:42 pm

8O

I think you must be mistaken. Radishes are the king of vegetables. Turnips are merely oversized lookalikes with no taste?


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27 Oct 2022, 1:00 pm

I thought potatoes were the king of vegetables?



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27 Oct 2022, 1:32 pm

Who gave you that deluded idea?


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28 Oct 2022, 6:46 am

Your wife. Divorce?


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28 Oct 2022, 8:16 am

I believe Mrs Radish is very content with my root vegetable?


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28 Oct 2022, 8:28 am

She doesn't look it....

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28 Oct 2022, 8:57 am

8O :lol:

Oh what a sexy picture! When did my wife pose for that?


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28 Oct 2022, 10:25 am

Could she be the centerfold for Vegetables Only?


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28 Oct 2022, 10:34 am

Hey! Are you ogling my wife? :evil:


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28 Oct 2022, 11:45 am

What are you going to do about it?



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28 Oct 2022, 12:23 pm

Will he go for the nuclear option?


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28 Oct 2022, 12:34 pm

Will he just sell tickets instead?


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