Evil Overlord Test

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Sauron

70% Evil, 83% Intelligence, 85% Common Sense

Annatar, The Black Hand, The Ring-maker, The Red Eye -- Sauron went by many names over the generations of his dark and twisted rule. For thousands of years, he terrified the inhabitants of the land. His knowledge was vast, his ability to control was unmatched. Originally the servant of a greater evil, he took command when his master was banished from the world, never to return. He had an intimate knowledge of craftworks and various magics, which he employed to great effect to build one of the greatest, darkest of lairs in a region so twisted and corrupt, life itself simply gave up upon entering. He also went on to create what may possibly be the smallest, simplest of super weapons known, that granted him near complete control over the lands. The one crucial mistake he made, however, was to bind his very existence to that super weapon, and when it was destroyed in the very fires that created it, Sauron found his essence shattered and destroyed.

Sauron is identified as being extremely evil, possessing incredibly high intelligence and great amounts of common sense. For all intents and purposes, Sauron is quite possibly the greatest of Overlords to have ever reigned.

Quote:
Of old there was Sauron the Maia, whom the Sindar in Beleriand named Gorthaur. In the beginning of Arda Melkor seduced him to his allegiance, and he became the greatest and most trusted of the servants of the Enemy, and the most perilous, for he could assume many forms, and for long if he willed he could still appear noble and beautiful, so as to deceive all but the most wary.

Source of Overlord: Lord of the Rings

GACH!! !

Too long; didn't finish.

Besides, I'm True Neutral anyway, so Evil is just one of many options available to me.

I'm not sure that real Evil Overlords take tests.

Real Evil Overlords do whatever they want, especially if it hurts someone else. And every time someone takes this test Satan kills 13 kittens. Therefore, real Evil Overlords are very prone to taking this particular test.

Actually, Sauron fails on several counts on the Evil Overlord list.

(All entries are paraphrased from memory)

If I learn the location of the item that is key to my power, I will not send my Legions of Terror to seize it. Instead, I will send them off to seize something else, and quietly place a want ad in the local paper.

While deformed mutants and other oddball creatures will have their place in my Legions of Terror, I will see if I can't find someone less unusual in appearance to send on covert missions.

Although this may seem unnecessary, as I plan on living forever, I will construct my citadel in such fashion that it does not inexplicably come crashing down upon my death.

And one that isn't on the list, but should be:

If the item that is key to my power can only be unmade in one place, I will be certain to have that one place heavily guarded at all times. Occasionally, I will send agents to test the defenses; any guard failing to stop my agents can always be used as target practice or food for my pet monsters.

Grahf

65% Evil, 78% Intelligence, 75% Common Sense
Grahf is an entity that primarily consists of the raw emotions of hate, anger, and bitterness. Born from the ashes of the Third Contact, Grahf lives on by posessing the bodies of others, and travels the world seeking people gullible enough to accept his raw power in return for doing his evil bidding. At one point in his long history, Grahf was responsible for the near extinction of almost all life on his world, but he was defeated before accomplishing this task. He later re-surfaced and tried to reclaim his former body, but realizing the situation of things, repented and was merged back in with the original emotions that he originally split from.

Grahf is identified as being moderately evil, due to his repentance in the end. He also possesses high intelligence and great amounts of common sense due to his ability to locate and coerce people of power into doing his bidding.

Quote:

The absence of wrath is an impediment to utilizing your true strength.
Note: I have taken a test to find my alingment It was true neutral with tendencies towards good, so pretty good.

Grahf

35% Evil, 94% Intelligence, 85% Common Sense
Grahf is an entity that primarily consists of the raw emotions of hate, anger, and bitterness. Born from the ashes of the Third Contact, Grahf lives on by posessing the bodies of others, and travels the world seeking people gullible enough to accept his raw power in return for doing his evil bidding. At one point in his long history, Grahf was responsible for the near extinction of almost all life on his world, but he was defeated before accomplishing this task. He later re-surfaced and tried to reclaim his former body, but realizing the situation of things, repented and was merged back in with the original emotions that he originally split from.

Grahf is identified as being moderately evil, due to his repentance in the end. He also possesses high intelligence and great amounts of common sense due to his ability to locate and coerce people of power into doing his bidding.

Quote:

The absence of wrath is an impediment to utilizing your true strength.

Ohh... guess I'm too good for my own good