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Radish
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03 Aug 2022, 9:40 am

I blame you for stealing it. Give it her back, she keeps falling over. (just don't mention her gin problem)


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04 Aug 2022, 12:48 am

Your fault she beat me with it after I gave it back. :cry:


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04 Aug 2022, 4:08 am

I blame you for encouraging her violent streak.


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04 Aug 2022, 12:41 pm

Well she wouldn't have come to me if you gave her soup!


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04 Aug 2022, 12:53 pm

I wouldn't have spilled my soup if it wasn't for you and your violent steak



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04 Aug 2022, 4:11 pm

It's your fault for eating violent steaks.


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05 Aug 2022, 7:11 am

It's your fault for creating a protest band called the Violent Veggies.


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05 Aug 2022, 7:29 am

I blame you for all the culinary violence, beating eggs and whipping cream. 8O


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05 Aug 2022, 8:37 am

So you're the reason why we all have to eat bland food now.


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05 Aug 2022, 8:58 am

I've never bought any bland brand food. Doesn't sound very appetising. Your fault for mentioning it.


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07 Aug 2022, 12:58 pm

I blame you for putting me off my five a day!


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07 Aug 2022, 3:52 pm

I blame you for eating all those chocolate biscuits.


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08 Aug 2022, 5:53 am

It's your fault for reminding me how delicious Mcvities dark chocolate biscuits are!


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08 Aug 2022, 6:03 am

I blame you for clearing the shelves of them. :pig:


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08 Aug 2022, 1:25 pm

Your fault I made you eat all the empty wrappers after you choked on the sultanas. Gotta cover my tracks.

Ps why are you always trying to make me kill you?!


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08 Aug 2022, 1:44 pm

It's your fault you have a psychopathic streak. I'm just an innocent peace abiding radish.


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