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Radish
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24 May 2022, 6:24 am

I blame you for infecting everyone with fungible spores.


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24 May 2022, 6:41 am

It's your fault I ate too much for lunch and am now sleepy.



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24 May 2022, 7:40 am

Ah, that would be the poison I put in your lunch. :twisted: It's your fault, you brought it all on yourself.


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24 May 2022, 8:22 am

It's your fault I fed some to your fleas.



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24 May 2022, 8:43 am

I blame you for keeping a flea circus in your underpants.


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24 May 2022, 9:03 am

I blame you for David Blaine.



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24 May 2022, 9:09 am

It's your fault your magic trick sawing a woman in half didn't go to plan. And you can clean up all that blood too!


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24 May 2022, 9:20 am

It's your fault that you enlisted Rolf Harris to do the drawing part of a hung, drawn, and quartered punishment.



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24 May 2022, 9:22 am

Well you did invite Queen Elizabeth to sing "God Save the Queen" by the sex-pistols! What were you thinking?


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24 May 2022, 9:58 am

It's your fault for distracting me with your Rolf Harris impression!



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24 May 2022, 9:59 am

Well you will play with your didgeridoo


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24 May 2022, 11:40 am

Your fault for getting out your banjo.



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24 May 2022, 1:54 pm

Only to drown out your awful singing. Even birds are falling out of the sky. It's like the apocalypse!


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25 May 2022, 5:22 am

Well you're the one who threw a bunch of flightless, helpless penguins into the air. 8O


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25 May 2022, 9:48 am

I blame you for installing Linux into the penguin's navigation system.


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25 May 2022, 10:18 am

I blame you for turning Linux penguins into flightless Unix. 8O


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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.

– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)