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You're the reason I can't stop singing what I type. And what other people type as well.

You make this green-tea frappuccino taste like s**t.

You gave me this damn headache

Actually, if you were to say that to a 9-year-old me, I would have replied "No, I ATE you Battleship." In fact, I ate all the ships in the game for some odd reason.


Circle989898: If you wouldn't keep attempting to put antlers on my head when I'm sleeping, you wouldn't have to worry about getting punched in the head and surely wouldn't be complaining about your headache.

If only that mask of yours had prevented me from catching the cold I think I feel coming on tonight. Stop breathing on everyone!

(Glad you liked my last bit of blame. I'd wanted to blame that one on you in particular, because I thought you'd appreciate it the most.)

It's your fault for showing me how good Froot Loops and Wintergreen Altoids taste (and smell) together. I just had to let everyone else know...

It's your fault I've lost my appetite and am starving to the point of dry-heaves at the same time.

It's your fault why I don't take showers.

Your lack of cleanliness makes me vomit in utter disgust.

Ugh! Vomit makes me vomit! Isn't it enough that I already have a cold?

its your fault why i don't wear socks anymore

It's all your fault that I'm now worried about passing an science assignment.

^ It's your fault I am having trouble getting my apartment clean.

Well, emimeni, I blame you for the fact that I tend to misread things, so that, for example, your name keeps looking like eminem to me until I look letter by letter to see otherwise.

(Oh, btw, Parasol, if you didn't eat your science assignments, you wouldn't have to worry about passing them! )

I blame you for my cat pooping in the bath.

I blame you for me pooping in the bath