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12 Nov 2012, 7:31 pm

This is simple enough. I ask a question like: "What color is the sky?" and someone could answer back with "Pink" or "Polka dotted" or something like that.

How many days are there in a year?

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12 Nov 2012, 11:49 pm

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This is simple enough. I ask a question like: "What color is the sky?" and someone could answer back with "Pink" or "Polka dotted" or something like that.

How many days are there in a year?

several.

Who goes there?

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13 Nov 2012, 12:01 am

The Pink Panther, along with his brother Tweety Bird.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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13 Nov 2012, 12:13 am

To get to the other dimension.

What time was it when he got back?

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13 Nov 2012, 12:21 am

It was 15 o'clock.

What is the name of the villain in the "Nightmare On Elm Street" movies?

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13 Nov 2012, 12:26 am

Darth Vador

Why does the Earth spin around the sun?

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13 Nov 2012, 12:30 am

Because the sun put it on an invisible merry-go-round.

How many "Harry Potter" books are there?

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13 Nov 2012, 12:41 am

Pie minus 1

How many frogs does it take to change a light year?

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13 Nov 2012, 12:56 am

13,000,000,000,001.45 frogs

What is the name of Eminem's movie?

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13 Nov 2012, 1:34 am

When Harry met Emy Nem

If a tree falls in a forrest and there's no one there to hear it, did anyone hear it in Kansas?

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13 Nov 2012, 8:52 am

Yes, because the trees have huge microphones on them that capture the noise they make, and huge speakers to broadcast the noise to the entire country. :mrgreen:

What is the title of one of Duran Duran's songs?

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13 Nov 2012, 10:38 am

Flying purple people eater.

How many jelly beans will fit in a cup of coffee?

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13 Nov 2012, 2:25 pm

58 trillion.

Which direction are you facing when you do a handstand?

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13 Nov 2012, 6:04 pm

Your hands, duh!!

If you turn an opened can of coke upside down and it's full - what happens?

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13 Nov 2012, 6:18 pm

All of the Coke spurts out of the bottom of the can like a fountain.

Who are the Smurfs?

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16 Nov 2012, 4:07 pm

Small blue creatures that suffer from methemoglobinemia

Who let the chickens out?

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