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Johnny Carson had a routine called "Carnak the Magnificent". He would pick up a sealed envelop, hold it to his forehead, and speak some innocuous phrase. Then he would open the envelope and read what was written inside. For example, he once held an envelope to his forehead and said "The answer is 'Sis Boom Bah'". Then he opened the envelope and read what was there, saying "What sound is made by an exploding sheep?"

So, let's start a new game. Post a question that would result in the previously-posted answer, but one where the question is the punch line to the two-line joke. I'll start it off ...

The answer is "A White House Intern".

And the question is...

..."Which demographic spontaneously experiences the best and worst working conditions in the United States?"

The answer is "My head hurts."

And the question is...

"Why did you drink too many martinis?"

The answer is...... "Rainbow Dash."

The question....

"What is a race at the University of Hawaii"

The answer is.... "Was confiscated by the principal"

And the question is....

"Where did my video of the teachers' convention go?"

And the answer is: "Lassie, Come Home!"