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The vicar and his partner are going to upgrade their civilisation to a wedding by the beach in Weymouth.

Missus

This missus the target by a long way.

headcase

A good way to get rid of headcase is to use a nit comb or just simply shave all your hair off.

Monochrystalline

I loved Monocrystalline Tips and Alistair which was a childrens cartoon in the late 70s.

Magpie

Magpie and chips could've done with a bit of gravy on it.

Piano

Piano sounds like an Italian sports car, at the cheaper end of the spectrum.

Tooth.

Tooth for tea and tea for two..

Beef

Beef air. You know I didn't mean that.

Paella

That was the biggest paella poo I've ever seen.

Drivel

Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Drivel and Grubb.

Mungo

Mungo isn't such a bad fruit, but it's a pain in the arse to prepare.

Cardigan

My electro-cardigan shows that I may have a heart problem.

Broccoli

Lee, being in a wheelchair, can only enter the building through the side door with the ramp, but I fear that the chainsaw that the construction workers left at the bottom of the ramp will broccoli from getting into the building.

Stele

I just looked at the stele guide but there's nothing on tonight I fancy watching.

Aerial

We're in aerial mess here.

Turnip

Turnip over so it's done on both sides.

Furlong