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27 Apr 2019, 12:09 pm

Use vinegar as an eyewash.


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27 Apr 2019, 12:13 pm

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use window cleaner as a suppository.


Have you seen the size of my window cleaner , he's huge :lol:


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27 Apr 2019, 12:15 pm

WildColonial wrote:
Use vinegar as an eyewash.


I didn't use it as an eyewash but I took a tablet last night , didn't bother with any water as I usually have enough saliva , it got stuck in my throat and I panicked and reached for the nearest liquid to help wash it down- vinegar :eew:

Soooooooooo

Use vinegar to help wash your meds down


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27 Apr 2019, 12:24 pm

SaveFerris wrote:
WildColonial wrote:
Use vinegar as an eyewash.


I didn't use it as an eyewash but I took a tablet last night , didn't bother with any water as I usually have enough saliva , it got stuck in my throat and I panicked and reached for the nearest liquid to help wash it down- vinegar :eew:

Soooooooooo

Use vinegar to help wash your meds down


That sounds unpleasant.

Play Nine Inch Nails “Closer” within earshot of your boss.


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27 Apr 2019, 1:18 pm

When sick, disinfect your insides by drinking bleach.


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27 Apr 2019, 11:42 pm

eat a stink bug



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29 Apr 2019, 9:27 am

Get one of those ugly screaming toys.



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29 Apr 2019, 9:35 am

If you need to know if electrical wiring is live or not - use your tongue as a tester

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29 Apr 2019, 9:49 am

^ I'm confused; I thought the discussion about our dancing was on a different thread?! :lol:

It is often said that at at job interviews and reviews you should "dress for the job that you want." So, when you enter the interview, start stripping off and ask the interviewer if they'll swap clothes with you!


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29 Apr 2019, 9:54 am

If you are not down with the kids and dance like a grandad , practice your dance skills by licking a live wire :P


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29 Apr 2019, 9:57 am

auntblabby wrote:
eat a stink bug


I already came way too close to that. (Good advice, never talk too much during stink bug season. :eew: )

Buy a car by using a credit card


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29 Apr 2019, 9:59 am

Buy a car by using GreyGirls credit card


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29 Apr 2019, 10:09 am

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Buy a car by using GreyGirls credit card


^^^Not nice^^^LOL!

Buy a house using SaveFerris' credit card


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29 Apr 2019, 10:13 am

1 pair of briefs per month:

Week 1: Wear normally
Week 2: Wear front-to-back
Week 3: Wear inside-out & front-to-front
Week 4: Wear front-to-back & inside-out

Week 1 (new): Remove old briefs and put on a new pair. Burn, bury, or dissolve old briefs in acid as needed.

Warning: The use of belt sanders and other power tools for the removal of briefs at the end of each month is not recommended.


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29 Apr 2019, 10:16 am

Wrong thread Fnord , that ^ is useful advice :twisted:


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29 Apr 2019, 10:27 am

Don't Text and Drive!

You could make a really awful spelling error, and then everyone will think you're stupid.


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