Corrupt a wish

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Someone posts a wish and the next person corrupts it. Then, that person also posts a wish and so on.

Example:
Catlover5: I wish for a biscuit.
DeepHour: You get a biscuit, but it is very moldy. I wish for a new computer.
humanhatred: You get a new computer, but it consumes too much electricity and renders you bankrupt. I wish I was a Jedi.
etc.

I'll start:
I wish I was NT.

You're NT but you're Paris Hilton and everyone thinks you're a joke.

I wish I could go back in time.

There is already a thread for this.
viewtopic.php?f=30&t=41954&start=18405

Thanks for finding it, we'll use that one instead.