The Random Excuses Game

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Hello, everyone! So, I made up this game for my book called the Random Excuses Game, and the basic idea is that you make up a funny excuse about why you should be somewhere else.
I'll start.
I need to clean my glasses on the moon [that one's actually from my book].

I need to sweep the forest (no leaves on the ground).

I need to go battle the Minotaur.

I need to ride the train to Saturn.

i need to cancel my river cruise on the river Styx. I heard it got killer reviews

I need to jump over the river Lethe...wait, what was I going to do? I can't remember...
By the way, here's where I got the idea in the first place:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/INeedToGoIronMyDog

I need to raise the Titanic singlehandedly and post it to the bank manager.

i have to go water my limited edition Chernobyl play-set with a miniature nuclear reactor. If you don't water it at least once every 24 hours it will explode and send fiery radioactive legos everywhere

I have to go pick up my tractor from the garage.

I have to find the seventeenth colossus.

I must seek the Holy Grail!

I'm busy searching for my siblings that I don't know about.

I have a meeting with George Lucas about an upcoming premiere party for the new Star Wars movie. He needs a physicist to define what the 'Force' really is.

I need to find Obi-Wan to become Jedi Master Tifa!

I have to wait for full moon for my dinosaur egg to hatch.

I will take the Ring to Mordor!