Make a new rule and punishment for WP

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Not a real rule and punishment, just a fun rule and punishment

It can be anything, for example:

Rule: All posts made between 4 and 5 pm on Sunday must include all the smilies.
Punishment for breaking the rule: A mod will PM you spam messages to crash your browser.

Rule: All posts about ghosts must be approved by a ghost.

Punishment: A ghost will haunt you every time you post.

Rule: All posters with "Cat" in their moniker must post in color.

Punishment if you don't: You'll only have 8 lives left.

Rule: On Saturday, all members must do ten star jumps for every post made that day.
Punishment: A two-month ban from every forum on the site except the foreign languages forum.

Rule: Any posts made in reverse must be in the color green.

Punishment: You have to post in only green for the next week.

Rule: Don't post after midnight
Punishment: You'll be turned into a Furbie

Rule: All members must put their username at the end of a post, like so

Rule: When posting on alternate Wednesdays, all WP members must stand on their heads while typing. This will be verified by cameras installed on your PC/device.

Punishment: To spend 24 hours in a locked toilet with Donald Trump.

Rule: All users must come up with one new thread a day
Punishment: Any who fail will be sent to a Siberian gulag

Rule: PM'ing a WP member you haven't PM'ed before is compulsory; you must do this at least 20 times a day.
Punishment: The minimum will increase from 20 to 200; if you fail this time, a mod will send you spam messages containing shady ads and viruses for a week.

RULE: Correct punctuation, spelling, and grammar must be used in every post.

PUNISHMENT: You will be required to moderate both The Haven and the PP&R fora for 168 straight hours, beginning on the day the next president of the United States is sworn in.

Full evening dress will be required when posting in 'Love And Dating'.

Punishment for disobedience shall be constantly playing Britney Spears 'On My Radar' whenever the sun is up.

All WP members must cosplay as random Final Fantasy characters before posting.

If not, all WP members will be transformed into moogles. Kupo!

Rule: All new members must be active posters for at least 6 months after joining, with a minimum of 120 hours (5 days) of posting per week and a minimum of two posts in at least five sections per day, with the minimum length of each post being five sentences. A period of inactivity longer than 48 hours before the 6 months is over counts as an unauthorized break.

Punishment: You will have no access to any sites except WP for three months (including at e.g a friend's house, school etc).

^Wow. That's..complex!

Rule: All WP members who have usernames beginning with K have to speak with Alliteration, but only with words beginning with K.
Consequence: If not, they will be enchanted so that every word that they say with start with K.

When eating peanut butter sandwiches, all WP members over the age of 35 must sprinkle soy sauce their heads and yell 'It's raining!' in Chinese.

Punishment for not doing so shall be to sprinkle soy sauce over their heads and yell
'it's raining' in Chinese.