Which Discworld Character Are You?

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Discworld Character?


I got:

Susan Sto Helit
You scored 95 intelligence, 60 morality, and 49 physical strengenth!
As Death's granddaughter (a long story, which you greatly dislike), you inherited his ultimate practicality and lack of fear. In fact, boogeymen and other childhood boggles fear YOU. Often assisted by the Death of Rats and his raven, you manage to fix the Universe inbetween working as a governness and educating the masses. The ultimate teacher.




My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 95% on intelligence

You scored higher than 54% on morality

You scored higher than 20% on strength

My score on The Which Discworld Character Am I Test:

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Susan Sto Helit
(You scored 92 intelligence, 68 morality, and 43 physical strengenth!)

"As Death's granddaughter (a long story, which you greatly dislike), you inherited his ultimate practicality and lack of fear. In fact, boogeymen and other childhood boggles fear YOU. Often assisted by the Death of Rats and his raven, you manage to fix the Universe inbetween working as a governness and educating the masses. The ultimate teacher."


I like Susan, but where's Rincewind?

DEATH

You scored 88 intelligence, 36 morality, and 55 physical strengenth!

YOU ARE SMART, SAVVY, AND KNOW WHAT DEDICATION TO THE JOB IS...MOST OF THE TIME. YOU ENJOY YOUR WORK, AND EVEN HELP OUT OTHER ANTHROPOMORPHIC PERSONIFICATIONS FROM TIME TO TIME. RECENTLY, YOU'VE LEARNED WHEN TO BEND THE RULES, MUCH TO THE DEATH OF RATS'S CHAGRIN.

DEATH
You scored 85 intelligence, 42 morality, and 66 physical strengenth!
YOU ARE SMART, SAVVY, AND KNOW WHAT DEDICATION TO THE JOB IS...MOST OF THE TIME. YOU ENJOY YOUR WORK, AND EVEN HELP OUT OTHER ANTHROPOMORPHIC PERSONIFICATIONS FROM TIME TO TIME. RECENTLY, YOU'VE LEARNED WHEN TO BEND THE RULES, MUCH TO THE DEATH OF RATS'S CHAGRIN.

Susan Sto Helit
You scored 81 intelligence, 52 morality, and 56 physical strengenth!

Death's granddaughter (a long story, which you greatly dislike), you inherited his ultimate practicality and lack of fear. In fact, boogeymen and other childhood boggles fear YOU. Often assisted by the Death of Rats and his raven, you manage to fix the Universe inbetween working as a governness and educating the masses. The ultimate teacher.

Susan Sto Helit.

93% intelligence, 75% morality, 52% strength.....

If Magrat was on the list, I would have been her, though.

There needs to be more characters on the list, especially The Librarian and Rincewind...many denizens of WP would fit those two,profiles.


Sylkat

Your result for The Which Discworld Character Am I Test ...

Sam Vimes



You scored 59 intelligence, 60 morality, and 58 physical strengenth!

You just want to be a good copper. You turned around the City Watch from a rag-tag group of people who were theives without a guild into a respectable police force. Fate (in the guise of Lord Ventinari) has placed you into the mix of Ankh-Morpork politics, which you utterly despise (something you don't try to disguise, despite Sybil's best efforts). Maybe this whole "Duc" thing'll go away and you can go out on patrol again soon...

Intelligence Distribution: You scored 59% on intelligence, higher than 3% of your peers.
Morality Distribution: You scored 60% on morality, higher than 55% of your peers.
Strength Distribution: You scored 58% on strength, higher than 31% of your peers.

From Wikipedia:

Samuel "Sam" Vimes is a fictional policeman from Terry Pratchett's Discworld series. Vimes is depicted in the novels as somewhere between an Inspector-Morse-type 'old-school' British policeman, and a film-noir-esque grizzled, jaded detective. His appearances throughout the Discworld sequence show him slowly and grudgingly rising through the ranks of both police force and society. As of his latest promotion, his full name and title is; "'His Grace, His Excellency, The Duke of Ankh; Commander Sir Samuel Vimes": When serving as Ambassador for Ankh-Morpork, he is also referred to simply as "His Excellency", and is also nicknamed "Blackboard Monitor Vimes", "Vimes the Butcher/Butcher Vimes" and "Vetinari's Terrier" (or hammer): According to his wife, Sybil, Vimes is recognised by many as Lord Vetinari's right-hand man.

He first appeared in the novel Guards! Guards!. While no detailed description of his physical appearance shows up in any of the Discworld novels, Pratchett says in the companion work, The Art of Discworld, that he has always imagined Vimes as a younger, slightly bulkier version of late British actor Pete Postlethwaite. Artist Paul Kidby, who has collaborated with Pratchett on several works, portrays him as resembling Clint Eastwood.

Vimes is the Commander of the City Watch, the burgeoning police force of the Discworld's largest city, Ankh-Morpork. His rise from drunk policeman to respected member of the aristocracy, and the simultaneous growth and development of the Watch under his command, have together been one of the major threads of the Discworld series. Born into poverty, (as a descendant of disgraced ancient Ankh-Morpork nobility), he is now a highly reluctant member of modern Ankh-Morpork nobility, having been made both a knight and a duke, as well as an ambassador. He is married to Sybil Ramkin, the richest woman in the city; They have a son, The Honourable Samuel Vimes II.

Actually, Fnord, I think you are a bit more like Vetinari.


Sylkat

Susan Sto Helit

You scored 88 intelligence, 72 morality, and 45 physical strengenth!

Bah! I was really hoping for Granny Weatherwax!