100 Ways to Get BANNED

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Mistake WP for eBay and sell your used, holey socks for $.97.

Mistake WP for Ebay, and forget to charge enough for shipping, meaning you have to pay to send someone your used, holey socks

Refer to all females on WP as "femoids".

Refer to all people with Asperger Syndrome as "spergs".

Post that autistic people are all a waste of oxygen and they should be thrown into gas chambers, and that you worship Hitler and eat live puppies and kittens. But only if they've been properly bathed in bats' blood first.

Urinate on the snack bar.

Report WP to the FCC as an underground radio station.

Claim to know where the hidden treasure is, and lead everyone on a wild goose chase.

Claim to know where Jimmy Hoffa has been living all these years.

Insist that Elvis is still alive.

Adopt a baby orangutan.
Then post daily pictures on WP.
Every. Single. Day.
For the next ten years.

Hating and being mean to everyone for no reason.

State that Dr. Hans Asperger just made it all up.

Yell "Gotcha" after every sentence (or on WP, type "gotcha" after every post.


GOTCHA!

Suggest to your WP friends that arguing with traffic cops is a good intellectual exercise.

Posting offensive things. There will be a thread by Alex Plank which will be the first thread of each topic and it says the rules of Wrongplanet.

Post that the Statue of Liberty really needs an updated hat.