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la_fenkis
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24 Feb 2019, 10:58 pm

Sit on down and take the time
to make a silly little rhyme.
But it doesn't have to only be
just in the form of AABB.

It can really be about anything
that comes in to your mind.
As long as it has that certain ring,
if even about some lemon rind.

Any rhyming phrase will do
Even a form that's entirely new.



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24 Feb 2019, 11:10 pm

One day quite out of the stark sky blue
a bird flew by and on me took a poo.



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27 Feb 2019, 7:58 am

Today I got up.
I didn't know what to think.
I had hateful emotions and thoughts
too low for me to sink.

I took a mindful leap,
Took the choice to be thoughtfully good.
I was having unpleasant thoughts
that I didn't know I could.

I wish I could think,
"Oh, joyful day!"
What praises I'd sing.

I'd do more than just that.
I'd dance around.
I'd give my whole life
To resonate and live that sound.

Peace.



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27 Feb 2019, 10:17 pm

I'm sitting on a couch
just typing on the internet.
Just lazing about
With things to do yet...

I haven't done them.
I feel like I need to unwind.
I would sail the seas if I could.
(That's in my mind.)



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27 Feb 2019, 11:57 pm

Sailing the seas
of cheese
is a breeze
unless you get in a squeeze
or maybe even sneeze.

(achoo)

Oh, geez.



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28 Feb 2019, 12:29 am

Where's that memo?

When I say
"It'll take a day,"
what I mean to speak
is "you'll see it in a week."
But unless you're near
it's more like a year.
And if not bade
perhaps a decade.

If there's no sense to hurry
you'll see it in a century.
And if you don't pay the premium
you can wait a millennium.

However,
if you deflate my dignity
you'll meet it at infinity.



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28 Feb 2019, 12:31 am

roses are red, limes are lime-
orangehair is corrupt, and this doesn't rhyme. ;)
if there's justice, for all the GOP slime-
there'll be prison in which they'll do time.



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28 Feb 2019, 1:02 am

There was an old fool named Trump
who gave his whole country a lump.
He soon came to bore
of the big oath he swore
so everyone kicked his fat rump.

(for blabby)



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28 Feb 2019, 1:11 am

^^^thank you :heart:

t'was a man so skilled at the @rts
of igniting his own foul [email protected]
and then one day a foulup
[email protected] still inside did light-up
now his @$$ is scattered in [email protected]



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28 Feb 2019, 1:29 am

"Why are all limericks so lewd?"
asked the young lad to the dude.
"They come from the heart,
s'not meant to be art,
and it offers an excuse to be crude."



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28 Feb 2019, 1:43 am

^^^UR excellent at this :wtg:



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28 Feb 2019, 1:59 am

One has to be careful when they rhyme
to not do it too much of the time,
cause soon it gets weird
and then ya get leered,
and later your brain turns to slime. :jester:



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28 Feb 2019, 2:12 am

A Warped Memory of Hanson

Mmmbop a doop a dop a pop
Mmmbop a diddly op a plop
Mmmbop a doodly poop atop
Mmmbop i wish the song would stop.



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28 Feb 2019, 2:22 am

VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED-

a big pole needs a big hole to reach it's goal.
a small pole is lost in a big hole
and fit only for a small hole
which can comfortably enroll only the small pole.

[the two different types do not fit well together. ]

if you took a poll of the hole and pole,
you'd find agreement on the whole,
on the virtues of matching
the pole with the hole.



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28 Feb 2019, 2:32 am

^ That's not just a rhyme, but sound advice.

There was an old man from France
who loved to get up and dance.
But one day in June
he ate too many a prune
and then he messed up his pants.

(I can't stop doing limericks)