12 Jun 2019, 12:40 pm
I'm trying to learn how to read fortunes with playing cards for 'fun'. ♤♡ 
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If anybody would like a reading let me know in this thread and I will give you a basic star spread (for beginners like me) to figure out your immediate past, present, and future.
Remember this is meant to be for fun. Don't take it too seriously ok? 
14 Jun 2019, 4:10 pm
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Ferris gets it, divination shouldn't be constrained by entertainment value. I need to know this stuff because ignoring ambiguous information is not my strong suit.
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"Standing on a well-chilled cinder, we see the fading of the suns, and try to recall the vanished brilliance of the origin of the worlds."
-Georges Lemaitre
"I fly through hyperspace, in my green computer interface"
-Gem Tos
14 Jun 2019, 7:41 pm
Twilightprincess wrote:
I want my fortune told, please!!
If I’m to be thrown into a bottomless pit, trampled by a herd of elephants, or bitten by a rabid zebra this evening, don’t spare me the news! Just tell me straight.
If I’m to be thrown into a bottomless pit, trampled by a herd of elephants, or bitten by a rabid zebra this evening, don’t spare me the news! Just tell me straight.
Your focused card is the 7 of spades.
Taking Risks. This card shows that you are getting fed up with a situation and wanting to gain control of it.
The card influencing you is the 4 of hearts.
Realistic Love. You are beginning to notice the flaws in a loved one and see them for what they really are.
Your past card is the 4 of spades.
Difficult Beginnings. This card represents people who have worked hard to make a relationship work but with little success. It oftens shows up for somebody who is in a difficult or abusive relationship.
Your future card is the King of Diamonds.
A man (or woman) with brown, dark blonde, or red hair and light blue, light hazel, or light brown eyes. If it is somebody without this coloring they may have an angular shaped face. This person is a pleasure to be around and has a talent for making money and a sunny disposition, but they can be a bit intense at times.
According to these cards they say you are having relationship problems. Is there anybody in your life, male or female, who might be described by the King of Diamonds? Somebody you are currrently having issues with?
14 Jun 2019, 8:19 pm
Fnord wrote:
For entertainment purposes only, I would like to request a reading, please. Thank you.
Your focused card is the 7 of diamonds.
A New Look. This is saying that if you are wanting to go for a drastic change in your appearance and/or attitude, now is the time to do so. For example if you want to get a tattoo, dye your hair, or work on your self image and disposition then go for it.
The card influencing you is the 8 of hearts.
An intense relationship. There is somebody in your life such as a spouse or business partner or even family member whom you share a close long-term bond with.
Your past card is the 7 of hearts.
It reunites people from the past. Concerning a loved one you have known before (like an old flame or best friend). You couldn't get together with them before but now is your chance.
Your future card is the 6 of spades.
Courage and strong will. This card shows that you have had some problems in your life and are trying to work things out. You have a rare opportunity to fix your problems and make it right, so take advantage of this chance.
Are you by chance trying to improve yourself for the sake of a loved one?
14 Jun 2019, 8:50 pm
TheRevengeofTW1ZTY wrote:
Twilightprincess wrote:
I want my fortune told, please!!
If I’m to be thrown into a bottomless pit, trampled by a herd of elephants, or bitten by a rabid zebra this evening, don’t spare me the news! Just tell me straight.
If I’m to be thrown into a bottomless pit, trampled by a herd of elephants, or bitten by a rabid zebra this evening, don’t spare me the news! Just tell me straight.
Your focused card is the 7 of spades.
Taking Risks. This card shows that you are getting fed up with a situation and wanting to gain control of it.
The card influencing you is the 4 of hearts.
Realistic Love. You are beginning to notice the flaws in a loved one and see them for what they really are.
Your past card is the 4 of spades.
Difficult Beginnings. This card represents people who have worked hard to make a relationship work but with little success. It oftens shows up for somebody who is in a difficult or abusive relationship.
Your future card is the King of Diamonds.
A man (or woman) with brown, dark blonde, or red hair and light blue, light hazel, or light brown eyes. If it is somebody without this coloring they may have an angular shaped face. This person is a pleasure to be around and has a talent for making money and a sunny disposition, but they can be a bit intense at times.
According to these cards they say you are having relationship problems. Is there anybody in your life, male or female, who might be described by the King of Diamonds? Somebody you are currrently having issues with?
Most of this fit me very well except for the future, King of Diamonds part. I don’t know anyone like that.
I was in a long term, abusive relationship which I’m still fed up about...
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14 Jun 2019, 8:58 pm
Twilightprincess wrote:
TheRevengeofTW1ZTY wrote:
Twilightprincess wrote:
I want my fortune told, please!!
If I’m to be thrown into a bottomless pit, trampled by a herd of elephants, or bitten by a rabid zebra this evening, don’t spare me the news! Just tell me straight.
If I’m to be thrown into a bottomless pit, trampled by a herd of elephants, or bitten by a rabid zebra this evening, don’t spare me the news! Just tell me straight.
Your focused card is the 7 of spades.
Taking Risks. This card shows that you are getting fed up with a situation and wanting to gain control of it.
The card influencing you is the 4 of hearts.
Realistic Love. You are beginning to notice the flaws in a loved one and see them for what they really are.
Your past card is the 4 of spades.
Difficult Beginnings. This card represents people who have worked hard to make a relationship work but with little success. It oftens shows up for somebody who is in a difficult or abusive relationship.
Your future card is the King of Diamonds.
A man (or woman) with brown, dark blonde, or red hair and light blue, light hazel, or light brown eyes. If it is somebody without this coloring they may have an angular shaped face. This person is a pleasure to be around and has a talent for making money and a sunny disposition, but they can be a bit intense at times.
According to these cards they say you are having relationship problems. Is there anybody in your life, male or female, who might be described by the King of Diamonds? Somebody you are currrently having issues with?
Most of this fit me very well except for the future, King of Diamonds part. I don’t know anyone like that.
I was in a long term, abusive relationship which I’m still fed up about.
Did you maybe depend on him for financial support? The diamonds represent wealth and materialism. Everything from money to food to fun to family and friends to knowledge.
14 Jun 2019, 9:04 pm
14 Jun 2019, 9:06 pm
Twilightprincess wrote:
TheRevengeofTW1ZTY wrote:
Most of this fit me very well except for the future, King of Diamonds part. I don’t know anyone like that.
I was in a long term, abusive relationship which I’m still fed up about.
I depended on him financially somewhat, especially when I was pregnant and after my son was born (I had some complications) but there certainly wasn’t wealth.
I didn’t stay with him because of financial concerns.[/quote]
Ok then, well the other three cards seemed spot on at least.
14 Jun 2019, 9:14 pm
14 Jun 2019, 9:23 pm
Twilightprincess wrote:
I think Fnord should get a tattoo.
One can almost never go wrong with a skull tattoo, especially on one’s neck where people can see it.
One can almost never go wrong with a skull tattoo, especially on one’s neck where people can see it.
I wonder how he shall respond to his reading? I can't wait for his response.
I'll do the other readings tomorrow when I have more time.
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14 Jun 2019, 9:27 pm
TheRevengeofTW1ZTY wrote:
Twilightprincess wrote:
I think Fnord should get a tattoo.
One can almost never go wrong with a skull tattoo, especially on one’s neck where people can see it.
One can almost never go wrong with a skull tattoo, especially on one’s neck where people can see it.
I wonder how he shall respond to his reading? I can't wait for his response.
I'll do the other readings tomorrow when I have more time.
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◇♧Thanks for taking the time to do this.
14 Jun 2019, 9:40 pm
Twilightprincess wrote:
TheRevengeofTW1ZTY wrote:
Twilightprincess wrote:
I think Fnord should get a tattoo.
One can almost never go wrong with a skull tattoo, especially on one’s neck where people can see it.
One can almost never go wrong with a skull tattoo, especially on one’s neck where people can see it.
I wonder how he shall respond to his reading? I can't wait for his response.
I'll do the other readings tomorrow when I have more time.
♤♡
◇♧Thanks for taking the time to do this.
No problem!
