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PhosphorusDecree Veteran
Joined: 3 May 2016Age: 43Gender: MalePosts: 3,420Location: Yorkshire, UK
The Princess Bribe.(She'll take Bitcoin, but prefers uncut diamonds.)
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Joined: 26 Aug 2014Age: 59Gender: MalePosts: 54,570Location: Oregon
When Today Never Ends
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Joined: 30 Oct 2010Gender: MalePosts: 65,740Location: Over there
Out of Biscuits. (a romantic drama set among the shelves of some distant supermarket)
Those Who Wish Me Dead Drunk
Gardeners of the Garlic Sea.
Army of the Dead Drunk
Midlander.('80s action movie about an immortal warrior from the Nottingham metropolitan area.)
Ferris Bueller Blows Off.
Wrath of Pac Man
The Passion of the Crust. (have faith in bread, man...)
Drunk Bus Route
Uber Driver.
How to Drain Your Dragon
Binocula.(In a peaceful land of cyclopses, a two-eyed, blood-drinking fiend stalks the night.)
No G-Strings
Robocopt.(Fatally wounded in a sermon gone wrong, a priest of the Syrian Coptic Church is brought back to life as a cyborg.)