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12 May 2022, 2:04 am

...that I have an inferiority complex, but I think she just doesn't like me.


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12 May 2022, 2:05 am

...that I have a Jesus complex, but I forgive her.


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12 May 2022, 2:12 am

...to relax more, but my bare feet on the armrest of her couch was apparently also not right.


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12 May 2022, 2:13 am

.......that I have a superiority complex, but she doesn't know what she's talking about.



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12 May 2022, 2:16 am

...that i couldn't control my agressions, so just to prove him wrong I took my foot off his throat and even offered to drive him to the hospital.


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12 May 2022, 2:19 am

...that I needed to take care of my immediate needs more often, apparently getting naked was not what she meant.


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12 May 2022, 2:25 am

...that I had a Helper-Syndrome, yeah ok perhaps washing her car was going a bit too far, but her apartment really was a mess.


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12 May 2022, 7:37 am

... that I keep hallucinating, then she turned into a giant pineapple.


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12 May 2022, 8:26 am

...that I was way too smart for my own good.  I knew that already.



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12 May 2022, 8:27 am

...that I was arrogant.  I did not need him to tell me that.



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12 May 2022, 8:29 am

...that I have a split personality.  I see him twice a week.



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12 May 2022, 8:31 am

. . . that a great way to let go of your anger is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them.  I did as he said and I feel much better now, but . . .

. . . what I should do with all these letters?



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12 May 2022, 8:33 am

. . . that I have paranoid delusions.

Well, he did not exactly SAY it, but I knew what he was thinking.



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12 May 2022, 8:34 am

. . . that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations.

I am pretty sure that she was just hitting on me.



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12 May 2022, 8:36 am

. . . that I have extreme difficulty vocalizing my emotions.

I cannot say that I am surprised.



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12 May 2022, 8:47 am

Fnord wrote:
. . . that I have paranoid delusions.
Well, he did not exactly SAY it, but I knew what he was thinking.


thats a good one