Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, your team is so successful they all get million dollar contracts and become so full of themselves they stop working as a team and loose their contracts.

I wish the morning didn't come so early.

Granted, but it requires flying west in an aircraft that can go 19 miles per second.



I wish that jobs were easier to find and keep.

Granted but they pay even worst then they do now.

I wish all flies would go away and never come back.

Granted; other forms of vermin will come over and replace flies--cockroaches, mosquitoes, rats, fleas--name them, you have them.

I wish it was night all day.

Granted the sun never shines on us again, all the plants die due to no sun light and those of use who don't die from starvation freeze to death.


I wish the food that are good for you tasted really nice and the foods that are bad for you tasted poorly.

Granted; but the problem is, no food will ever be of any appeal with you.

I wish for more sleep.

Granted but you ended up sleeping for almost a week.

I wish I could have a relaxing week's holiday in a spa resort.

Granted, but now you can't retire.


I wish that this phrase will be engraved on my stepdad's tombstone:

Granted but he never needs it because in a f look accident he becomes immortal but also very deformed so no one can stand the sight of him.

I wish all step-parents wold treat step-children kindly.

Step children become well treated. They become steps which go down inside a well. Sadly they do not like it when I walk with my mud covered boots up and down the stairs.

I wish that I had fruit trees which have chocolate bars which grown on them in place of the fruit.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, but the chocolate bars have a high concentration of this ion: :C≡N



I wish I could have a fully upgraded TEC Argonev space station.

Granted. It crashes soon after launch.

I wish I can reverse time and wish I never did that bad thing I did which almost ruined my reputation.

Granted, but instead you do something even worse which does ruin your reputation.

I wish I had some chocolate.

Granted, but it's chocolate X-Lax and your crap your pants.

I wish all those "reality" TV shows would be cancelled and replaced with a new Star Trek series.

Granted, but the populace would be full of people who care more about political issues and morality more than fake drama and cat-fights lol and that would not be right!
I wish my ds wasn't broken and my memory card for my psp wasn't lost(it had 300 hours of memory!)

Granted, but then you get so addicted to playing video games that you forget to eat and starve to death.

I wish my computer would stop locking up and just run perfectly.