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Granted, but excuse me as I vomit at the site of it.

I wish to never eat anything that still has a face....yuck!

Granted, but you’re seriously snubbing my heritage here. I’m very offended! What’s next, that you won’t eat lutefisk (fish that has been in lye and then watered out) or rakafisk (basically rotten fish) either?


I wish I could have 3 wishes that couldn't be turned down

Granted, but those are the only three wishes you get! Everything else that you wish for gets denied, so chose your wishes carefully. By the way, you get used up one of your wishes.

I wish to never eat rotten fish or rotten anything ever!

Wimp! You don't know what delicacies you're missing out on!

Granted, from now on everything you eat will be so fresh it's still moving!

I wish for more wishes! I can't just have two!

Granted! Now you have 4 wishes....that's better than 2, but not much.

I wish my food was neither rotten or still live when I eat it!

Where's your sense of adventure?

Granted. Your food is neither rotten nor still alive. Enjoy your escargot, it'll be your main dish for the foreseeable future! And for desert, chocolate covered crickets! Yummy!


I wish I had a replicator (like on Star Trek).

Granted, but the replicator is messed up. So what comes out of the replicator is not what you wanted. Here comes the liver!!

I wish to never see chocolate covered crickets again. I'm so not brave when it comes to exotic foods. Typical American for ya!

Granted, but only after you’ve tasted one. After that you’ll never see them again. You’ll regret it though since they taste so delicious. If only you hadn’t made that wish! Nothing will ever compare to the sweet crunchy treat!


I wish to never eat liver again!

Blah!

Granted! Now you will only be served black soup, and only black soup for the rest of your life. Black soup was a staple soup for the Spartans in Ancient Greece. It contains boiled pigs' legs, blood, salt, and vinegar.

I wish people wouldn't put insects in food. Gross!

oh gross! You got it wrong by the way. People don’t put insects in the food. The insects ARE the food!

Granted. From now on people will only follow the tradition of the Cambodian town of Skuon, where they serve the delicious meal of fried spider (tarantulas to be exact). Arachnids are much more tasty than insects. Enjoy your meal!

I wish to never eat black soup or pig organs soup.

It's still so gross!

(Not Spiders!!)

Granted! You will never have to taste black soup or pig organ soup, however you now get to enjoy fried guinea pig on a stick.

I wish disgusting food didn't exist.

Have you ever thought about what meat is? I wonder what quality muscles have that they are less gross than organs. Next time you eat, think about that!

Granted. No food is gross. It took a lobotomy for you to realize this though. Now you happily eat blood pudding, Cervelle de veau , and cuisses de grenouille.

I wish to never eat any type of pet!

I know that meat is muscle, but I can handle that. The organs is all psychological.
Do you like organ meat?

Granted! No consumption of pets, but now your down to drinking grass jelly soda.

I wish that no one ever has to experience the horrendous procedure that is the lobotomy.

Haha, no, I most certainly don’t like organ meat! Well, I’ve only tasted one kind but I do absolutely not wanna ever try the others and I never wanna eat liver again. In all fairness I didn’t know it was liver until afterwards so in that case it was the taste and not psychological (that came afterwards). Just the thought of it is disgusting to me. But I do find it curious why I don’t have that reaction to what we usually call meat. It might be down to simply not being used to it, I guess. We’ve never had tradition for that kind of food, so it’s gross to me. My father would gross me out with stories about how he would eat fish as a boy and suck on the yummy eyes (his words). He also likes lungs and tongue, which I also won’t even try.

Yeah, agreed, it’s a barbaric practice.
Granted, but they use other methods instead that are no better.

I wish to not drink grass jelly soda.

Wish granted now you will drink peanut butter soda.
I wish I could go to sleep

@Skilpadde
Granted, but you already decided it was your favorite drink. Now you can never taste it again! Sad .

I wish I could think of something to wish for that doesn't involve food or drink.

@Musicgirl
Granted! But you sleep for the next 3 weeks, missing school, and causing you to flunk out.

I still wish I could think of something to wish for that doesn't involve food or drink.