The rules are simple. Give a bizarre and amusing explanation for why it's okay that you committed the crime you were accused of by the previous poster and should be excused. Alternately, you may give an equally bizarre and amusing reason for why you couldn't have committed it and are innocent. Then level your own goofy charge at the next poster.
Example -
Accusation: You have eaten all the chocolate that was being set aside as trick-or-treat candy for refugee children who had to escape persecution in their countries for celebrating Halloween.
Defense: I had no choice but to defend these poor kids from potential danger by testing their treats myself to make sure they were safe. I can now report, with certainty, that they should never have eaten it. After having consumed several hundred pounds last night, I now feel very ill. Glad I could help.
Get it? Okay, here we go!
Accusation: You tried to enter the zoo at the "children under 12" rate every day this week.
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06 Sep 2012, 10:01 pm
