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BUZZ!! !
Berserker: I wish I could read Japanese. XD
Berserker: http://www.soularchive.jp/SC4/story/index.html
Umihara Kawase: Awww. XD
Berserker: I'll just pretend I can read it...
Berserker: Siegfried and Nightmare develop a gay relationship.
Berserker: I CAN READ JAPANESE
Berserker: Siegfried weighs 50 kilos.
Berserker: HE'S LIGHTER THAN ME

Here's a random conversation between me and my boyfriend.
It was an IM between us, I just took out our screennames...

boyfriend: so im thinking of how to fit you into all this
Me: vaseline?
boyfriend: cause i really wanna see you, ya know
Me: butter?
boyfriend: but i also dont really feel like leaving my house tonight. i want a nice, relaxing night at home with just zoning out on videogames and drinking some soda(and the 1 beer i have left)

haha, Here's another one. I should have posted this one to begin with! I like this one more.

me: you're hot.
him: lies
him: commie propaganda
me: no really, you're extremely hot. so hot, in fact, you melt anyone who comes within 5 feet of you. except for me.
him: why not you?
him: or my cat?
me: the cat isn't human. that's why.
me: i said anyone, not anything.
me: because i'm special.
him: i see. but anyone means any singular entity. the cat is a singular entity.
me: does it? hmm.
me: i don't think that's what it means.
me: i think it just means any person.
me: person generally means human. unless i'm completely mistaken.
him: i always took 'anyone' to mean any living creature
me: the dictionary just says it means "any person at all"
me: and person means humans.
him: which dictionary?
him: cause the stevetionary says otherwise
me: the one i have in front of my face.
him: thats not the stevetionary
me: your dictionary is wrong.
me: stevetionary is wrong.
him: LIES!
him: GO TO HELL
me: person-
1. A human being; a man, woman, or child.
2. a human being as distinguished from an animal or a thing.
3 the actual self or individual personality of a human being.
4. the body of a living human being, sometimes including the clothes being worn: He had no money on his person.
5. the body in its external aspect.
6 a human being or other entity, as a partnership or corporation, recognized by having rights and duties.
7. a grammaticalcategory applied esp. to pronouns and verbs, used to distinguish
him: if i dont read it, it doesnt exist
me: between the speaker of an utterance, the person addressed, and other people or things spoken about. Compare first person, second person, third person.
8 any of the three modes of being in the Trinity: the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.
9. in person, in one's own bodily presence; personally.
him: no!
him: no no no!
him: no no no no no!
him: no!
him: no!
him: no no!
him: no no no!
him: no no no no no!
him: no no no no no no no no!
him: no no no no no no no no no no no no no!
me: damn it. YES.
him: ok. ill stop doing the fibonacci sequence of no
him: 1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21 34 55 89 144...
me: i love you.
him: i dont love me

Now THAT is funny! I haven't IMed anyone today. xD