This is what mine would say:
This girl has Asperger's Syndrome.
Warning! This person's behavior varies greatly depending on many factors of her moods, environment, and the circumstances of everything. She is hotheaded so approach catuiously in case she is angry. Do not be mean to her or she will get angry and possibly hurt you. She does not like to be touched, espeacially on her head or back. NEVER tickle her because she does not like to be tickeled excessively. Leave her alone when she requests. NEVER try to make her do things, let her want to do so. Leave her alone when she is doing something unless necessary. She prefers little social contact with humans. Keep her away from dogs and crickets, but let her around cats. And above all, this girl can be very dangerous when provoked. Approach her at your own risk!! !! Although she can be very sweet if you are nice enough to her.
Thank you. -Power Girl