Fake reminiscence thread

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Remember when Syzygyish and I were trying to save that father and daughter on the cruise ship, but they were stuck in Steerage behind the grated gate and we couldn't get them out?

Yes!
You were wearing that little pink Tutu
and your socks had Panda bear cubs holding machine guns and throwing grenades on them!
Your hair smelled like strawberries and you were chewing centipedes.
After we saved them with the nitro-glycerine you always carry in your tampon box
we got drunk and broke into a bakery and got sick eating donuts and threw up into the raison bread dough


Remember when we were operating on that baby T-rex and you wanted my gum to glue up the cast, so you held out your hand and said "spit" and so I let a large dollop of phlegm
splat into your hand?

I was so there! I filmed all the action with my microwave.

You had te camera hidden inside it because you were sneaking down from the kitchen to the hold to secretly film that guy that picked his ass because he thought he was alone.

and was 99!

He had hemherroids probably.


I forgot you were there too, Eddie, remember when I sneaked into the captain's nice clean bathroom to use it and then I got stuck? And you were trying to pick the lock to get me out, and I was telling you it wouldn't work, and then the captain came and you had to run and hide under the bed?

Yes,I remember, the captain came in singing...
"Luuv...exciting and newwwww.
Come aboard... were expecting youuuuu..
The LUUUUVE Boat!"
and then couldn't get into the locked toilet
and started madly mincing around the room
and then suddenly dashed out the door.
What a pity you had already climbed out a port-hole
and entered the toilet in the next room that the captain had suddenly exploded into...

He jus ran stright to the toilet; he didn't see me, and he sat and EXPLODED in another way!

But I had to run past him to get out! I grabbed a towel and put it over my head and face and ran out!

i wasn't there. but it sounds kind of gross so i'm not too depressed about it... but does anyone remember that time syzygyish got really drunk and stole his own hug machine, because he was going to play a joke on himself, but then he passed out, and so i started screaming that i needed water and so someone went to get me some, and then mostly people were looking the other way and pretending they didn't know me, but while they weren't looking i scored 3 wallets and then left syzygyish in the middle of the street? man he was mad when he caught up with me! but i split the cash from the wallets with him, so that kind of smoothed over the fact that i left him for dead in the gutter...

I'm sorry
I had an "Are you being served" moment

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlCr6KsDYbw[/youtube]
it was in jest
i forget i'm indejestible.

I was there, too! Remember, with the donkey in a tutu?

I'll never forget when we all performed the complete Ring cycle... it was so... incredibly... looooooooooooong... longer than LongCat even.

I have something to confess, however. It was I who sunk the ship. I hope you can all forgive me. I was not in my right mind, I had been driven insane by moonlight and far too many Gummi Bears.

When we were in that bar together Syz was telling you to quit sugar and me to quit milk, and we were telling him to quit alcohol, remember? He had many brushes with death and at least we didn't!

Ah, yes, but I came close to death when I accidentally ingested some of your milk...