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Radish
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17 Aug 2022, 11:29 am

That job sounds pants, though to be sure I'd have to get the low down first and see what comes up.

Knicker saleswoman to sheep. (I've actually seen what looked like a sheep wearing knickers and asked the farmer about it. Apparently it was for a prolapsed womb or similar and helps to keep the sheep's innards inside. :| )


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17 Aug 2022, 12:58 pm

The poor sheep. :(

Has formed a new company with Kraftie called Knickers and Tampons R Us.


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18 Aug 2022, 5:57 am

Skydiving instructor



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18 Aug 2022, 7:28 am

Deep sea diving instructor.


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19 Aug 2022, 3:38 am

DeepHour's diving instructor


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19 Aug 2022, 5:09 am

Ten ton digger, driving instructor.


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19 Aug 2022, 5:28 am

Mousetrap bait



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19 Aug 2022, 6:25 am

I'd hate to see the size of the mice!

Click bait.


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19 Aug 2022, 4:07 pm

Mary Poppins' Bag.


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20 Aug 2022, 3:27 am

Bag lady.


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20 Aug 2022, 3:58 am

Pigeon Lady.


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20 Aug 2022, 4:04 am

Pigeon pie.


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20 Aug 2022, 1:08 pm

Bird flipper


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20 Aug 2022, 4:16 pm

Kipper.


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20 Aug 2022, 5:38 pm

Mr Kipling.


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21 Aug 2022, 4:02 am

A maker of exceedingly good cakes... all eaten by me. :P


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