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This is based on the BBC's Top Gear. In Top Gear, when they introduce their racing driver, the Stig by saying (it's different every week):

" Some say that he has the voice of Michael Jackson and the face of Ronnie Corbet, and if you were to take part in the Olympics he would have built the stadiums. All we know is that he's called the Stig"

So basically you have to do the same, except for the person above.

I'll start.

"Some say that he once took part in the Olymipics but was invisible. And if you pour coffee on him he jumps up and down.
All we know is that he doesn't exist.

Some say he shudders and shakes while posting, others say by this time next year he will have taken over the world.

All we know is he's called TheAPERSON.

Some say he came from Atari's Factory's, and that his head is the size of a planet. All we know is that he's called Lunar-Lander.

Some say that gravity itself has given up on trying to keep him grounded, others say that he is a pretty bird flying far away from here.

All we know is that he is called TheAPERSON

Some say he was the ruler of the world. Others claim that he built Islands in the shape of his face. All we know is that he's called AndersTheAspie.

Some say that Chuck Norris is scared of him, others say he kills dragons with his bare hands, all we know is that he's called TheAPERSON.

Some say that he is a pinguin plussy, others say that he is the mother of all earthworms.
All we know is that he is Lost In Emulation

Some say he kills people by pointing at them. Others say he has spiked shoulders. All we know is that he's called AndersTheAspie.