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Right lets see your funny jokes, write down your best joke and tell everybody to see if they find it funny or really silly.

Good Morning! My dad just told me this a few days ago to the family , we laughed and groaned..... A blind man walked into a store with his seeing eye-dog.. He begins to twirl the dog around in the air.A clerk says to the man, "May I help you?, to which the man replies, "NO thanks , I'm just looking around".....Ba da da.

Think of your best friend. What is his or her name? Now suppose you and your friend are being chased by a tiger. How do you survive? What can you do to outrun the tiger?








You don't have to outrun the tiger. You only have to outrun your friend.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One turned to the other and said, "does this taste funny to you?"

What happened to the cannibal that was late for dinner? He got the cold shoulder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

That's really old, but a favourite stupid joke of mine.

What's small, cute, pink but can't fit through a door?











































A baby with a javelin in it's head.

My jokes aren't very funny, so forgive me.

If I was an Oscar Meyer weiner, nobody would eat me because I'm 16 years old.

I received this is an email. Thought it was quite funny...


Don't say this to a cop
The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.

20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people?

17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.

16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.

15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

14. Bad cop. No donut.

13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?

12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?

10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

9. I pay your salary

8. So uh, you on the take or what?

7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.

6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.

4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.

3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?