The surrealist compliment generator

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http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG

Your eyes are much like milky pools of pantyhose.

Woe is me, for I must forever more huddle, unminded, in the dark shadow of thine undeserved engine of procreation.

Your nasal linings will last as long as the skin of rocks, thrust enigmatically upon a distant shorline of mating beetles.

"You have no socially redeeming value."


Great. Just great.

Your unexpected explosion entangles us in a web of premature umbrellas and precocious umbilicals


The glass half empty of your antipathy is the glass half full of my strident stutterings

The ferociousness of your skin-deepedness is the agonist of my contemplations

A tempestuous bow is drawn to the harmonies of your violinic unavailiability

My yearning nothings are the only everything I can offer

Making stuff up about how wonderfull you are should get me a job that pays enough to support you at your expected level of comfort, right?Maybe I should apply at this website?

attempts to lure surrealists into co-habitation often ocassions in the insurrection of literalists

Hey!Welcome to WP!
It's a joke site, don't sweat it!
I made up All the responses,except the first one, which I only slightly tweaked
Here's one especially for you:

The fragrance of your jocks will be spoken of in awe
by many generations of lesbians to come!

Hey, thanks. I've been here a while, but it's still appreciated. I was fully aware of its satirical value, I just inserted some sarcasm/wit for the fun of it. A quotation? Just for me? Aww, you shouldn't have. I'm not into violent contact sports myself, but, hey, anything to get those lesbians talking about me I guess.

Holy expletive deleted excessive plausibility denial man!
you've been on here longer then Me!
I thought i'd been trying to catch up madly
and there you are/might be/is/should have been/could have been/i don't know/was/will be/
i don't know I pushed enter/i'll think about replying tomorrow/hi/
violent contact sports?
like kissing?
well i can't really remember
but i have a plethora of quotations for the inquisitive-

my electrical contacts have short-circuited my biometric feedbacks

the abyss of your absence is the fulcrum in my everfescence

take it or leave it or metamorphisize

Soft sausages would gladly procreate in the bathwater of your verisimilitude

You are a banana moon subverting the sun.

Your eyes show as many deep and full shades of blue as a healing bruise upon an injured forelimb

I love your eyes, but only with ketchup.

the impossibility of reneging on a liason with dragonboy
is a surreptiously delicious experience that
I refuse to confirm or deny

makes no sense

sorry
I stay up way to late

promise me you'll alway say no to alcohol
OK

lol i do not drink

this thread is mad, but fun

Soft sausages would gladly procreate in the bathwater of your verisimilitude.
Uh huh.

thats really disturbing

verisimilitudes profligate gladly in the bathwater of absence of truth