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Brandon_M
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29 Apr 2008, 12:23 pm

Okay, this is how it works. We're gonna all collaborate on a story by each contributing fragments of one. Each fragment is a continuation from the person above you.

F.E. If the person above you puts something like "...and the dragon came up onto the hill..."

The next post may look like "...and stared the knight down. The smog from the dragon's breath paralyzed the knight in fear. As he raised his sword, the dragon's tail swiftly knocked it from his hand. It seemed all hope had been lost until..."

Got it?

Alright, let's start out nice and simple.

Once upon a time...



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29 Apr 2008, 12:28 pm

Once upon a time...

The universe exploded and came to an end.


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29 Apr 2008, 1:04 pm

And in the midst of nothingness, a strange flower bloomed.


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29 Apr 2008, 2:07 pm

So I ate it.



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29 Apr 2008, 2:09 pm

and the flower was magical and turned me into a unicorn.



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29 Apr 2008, 3:26 pm

And I shook my mane and snorted; and galloping through the nothingness, trailing rainbows of spectral light behind me, I searched the seven infinities for a kindred soul.


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29 Apr 2008, 3:28 pm

And behold on the planet of Hurcule I found a kindred horny horse.



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29 Apr 2008, 4:25 pm

Her name was Peggy, her last name Siss. She was the most beautiful horse I'd ever seen. But there was something unusual about her, besides the fact that she had wings. The problem was this: she was...



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30 Apr 2008, 3:40 am

coughing and having difficulty neighing. She had a sore throat and was a little horse :D



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30 Apr 2008, 2:05 pm

Strapples arrived and checked her blood pressure.



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30 Apr 2008, 6:04 pm

Peggy's blood pressure seemed normal, she was calm now and took a moment to explain what had happened. She explained how she was minding her own business, chewing on some delicious hay when...



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01 May 2008, 11:56 am

someone threw a saddle on her back and tried to mount her. She didn't like this so...



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03 May 2008, 10:47 am

she used her goddess powers to turn that person who had so rudely attempted to mount her into a pair of golden wings, wings that...



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03 May 2008, 3:14 pm

took Peggy soaring through the clouds. She flew so fast she left the atmosphere and sailed through space, the cosmos and finally arrived at Earth where she...



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03 May 2008, 3:24 pm

found that people with aspergers were the next step in evolution


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03 May 2008, 3:33 pm

and blood pressure cuffs were the most popular necklace in the world


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