The most useless topic on WP

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Topics asking whether "(fill in name here)" is on the spectrum are extremely lame, but there are worse.

Most ridiculous WP Subjects:

"How can I lose my virginity?"

"Best ways to pick up girls."

"I can't get a date because women are all <profanity or insult>."

"It isn't fair that <business requiring college degree> won't hire me!"

"I like hurting myself; how do I stop?"

"Is <name of famous person> an Aspie?"

"Is <name of fictional character> an Aspie?"

"Is my <friend, pet, or relative> an Aspie?"

"Am I an Aspie?"

"Is <normal human behavior> linked to Autism?"

"Does <ordinary, common substance> cause Autism?"

"Are people on the Autistic spectrum hybrids between Humans and Space-Aliens?"

"Are people on the Autistic spectrum the next step in Human evolution?"

"Are people on the Autistic spectrum a separate species from humans?"

"Are people on the Autistic spectrum psychic, magic, or otherwise supernatural beings?"

"How will I know if he really loves me?"

"Please delete my account."

"This YouTube video proves that it's all a lie!"

"Wealthy people won't give me money; it isn't fair!"

"Taking <name of drug> makes you normal!"

"Why I think <established scientific principle> is wrong."

"All Neuro-Typical people are <insult or profanity>, and here's why."

"This <new technology> is killing us all!"

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What do you mean? I'm not the next step in human evolution?






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Darn, and I was so sure I had supernatural abilities!<< sarcasm

There's one recent one that I think belongs here without a doubt:

"The Ideal Aspie..."

Oh sad, not purposefully ironic thread, I have found you the perfect home.

"I'm quitting WP!"

"Post a picture of your <random body part> and I will rate you."

"My family is insensitive / intolerant / stupid / uncaring."

In answer to Fnord's post on <a subject that is no longer relevant>."

"I'm quitting WP - for certain this time!"

"Count to a quadrillion using Cuneiform numbers"

"Count backwards in 187's starting from 317,661,915"

"A-Z of <category>" (These are addictive, I like them.)

"When did you last <activity>?"

"Hi, I'm new"

"Hi, I came back" (Why do you think we're interested?)

"Any Aspies from <location>?" (If there are, why would you want to know?)

"The most useless ..." No, wait ... this one is actually fun!

Well, uselessness doesn't exclude fun.

Isn't this entire subforum supposed to be quintessentially "useless" by design?