25 Sep 2008, 11:04 pm
25 Sep 2008, 11:40 pm
Lead Guitarist
3 Talent, 6 Energy and 3 Charisma!
What is there to say? Half the world's population desperately wants to be you and the other half desperately wants to have sex with you. With your unique mix of mesmerising personality, throbbing energy and almost uncanny talent, the world is happy to be at your service and feet. Is there any single drawback to being you? Maybe that some people think you're obnoxious, just because you think and say that there's really not a thing you can't do? Well, deep inside they know that you're right. To put it philosophically: Forget Zarathustra, you are the real übermensch!
26 Sep 2008, 1:36 am
Bass Player
9 Talent, -3 Energy and -7 Charisma!
What? Disappointed? You think that with your talent, you should be playing the guitar, standing at the edge of the stage, making the crowd scream in time with your magic fingers? Well, you're not that type... You DO happen to be the bass player, though, which is actually better. Leave the prancing and monkeying around to the monkies and focus on what you do best - play music. Because when the singer stops singing it's an interlude and when either guitar stops playing it's a solo of some kind but when YOU stop playing it's a disaster! Without a good bass player, a rock band becomes a couple of black-clad troubadours at the best. So keep playing and remember that 90% of all fans and groupies out there won't know the difference between a bass and a guitar anyway!
26 Sep 2008, 5:15 am
26 Sep 2008, 5:48 am
Rythm guitar
11 talent 8 energy -2 charisma
Damn, so close! You get to play the guitar, but not the solos! What a crappy fate, you think. Really? Crappy? So you're saying that your average AC/DC fan has wet dreams about all those 4-minute guitar solos, but they never really feel like hearing the intro to Back in Black? Nooooo, rock is as much about riffs as about solos! And riffs are good for jumping around to! The worst guitar nerds will walk away from the gig replaying good solos in their heads, but it's your massive stage presence and rock hard riffs that will make any normal fan come back again and again. Because they admire the lead guitarist and like the singer, but it's you that they love!
NoNameRockBand
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26 Sep 2008, 10:41 am
Lead Guitarist
What is there to say? Half the world's population desperately wants to be you and the other half desperately wants to be your friend. With your unique mix of mesmerizing personality, throbbing energy and almost uncanny talent, the world is happy to be at your service and feet. Is there any single drawback to being you? Maybe that some people think you're obnoxious, just because you think and say that there's really not a thing you can't do? Well, deep inside they know that you're right. To put it philosophically: Forget Zarathustra, you are the real übermensch!
27 Dec 2008, 12:14 pm
RockDrummer616
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28 Dec 2008, 7:32 pm
Rhythm guitarist. (As you can see by my username, it got it wrong. 
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