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15 Oct 2008, 11:33 am

New Game.

Come up with a simple statement that seems perfectly innocent in and of itself, but that takes on a whole new meaning when followed by the phrase "... and that's when the fight started."

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"All I said was, 'I never knew that gorillas could ride Harleys...'"

("... and that's when the fight started.")


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15 Oct 2008, 11:33 am

"All I said was, I thought she was you...."



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15 Oct 2008, 11:59 am

Fnord wrote:
New Game.

Come up with a simple statement that seems perfectly innocent in and of itself, but that takes on a whole new meaning when followed by the phrase "... and that's when the fight started."

Example:

"All I said was, 'I never knew that gorillas could ride Harleys...'"

("... and that's when the fight started.")
"All I said was what I read on your name tag, Mister Urie Dumas".........



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15 Oct 2008, 12:23 pm

All I said was "Fnord - didn't I see you with a bible in your hand and door knocking with some Jehovah's Witnesses" and that's ...


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15 Oct 2008, 12:31 pm

TallyMan wrote:
All I said was "Fnord - didn't I see you with a bible in your hand and door knocking with some Jehovah's Witnesses" and that's ...
That's too funny, they knocked at our door this morning!!Honestly! I did keep the brochure she gave me, though....... :oops: :wink:



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15 Oct 2008, 12:36 pm

My dear, fragile grandmother came by to visit her daughter in law to talk about my father...and that's when the fight started.



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15 Oct 2008, 1:00 pm

"Jack would have returned to his home in the enchanted wood with a sackful of magic beans if he hadn't been eaten by a cow..."



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15 Oct 2008, 1:02 pm

'All I said was 'Linkin Park sucked'... and that's when the fight started.



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15 Oct 2008, 1:02 pm

I always wanted to check out the It's a amsall world after all ride at disney....

and that's when the fight started.



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15 Oct 2008, 1:14 pm

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15 Oct 2008, 1:44 pm

All I said, was "Coffee, anyone?" And that's when the fight started.


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15 Oct 2008, 1:47 pm

hartzofspace wrote:
All I said, was "Coffee, anyone?" And that's when the fight started.
Thanksgiving mealtime with the family, eh? :wink:...Hartzofspace, Yours was very funny! :wink:



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15 Oct 2008, 1:53 pm

I asked the woman if I could stroke her pet chimp. At that moment a nurse came in and said "Let me have a look at your baby", and that is ...


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15 Oct 2008, 1:57 pm

Fnord wrote:
New Game.

Come up with a simple statement that seems perfectly innocent in and of itself, but that takes on a whole new meaning when followed by the phrase "... and that's when the fight started."

Example:

"All I said was, 'I never knew that gorillas could ride Harleys...'"

("... and that's when the fight started.")
All I said , at the breakfast counter seated next to the police officer, was, "I Smell Bacon.."



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15 Oct 2008, 2:08 pm

"All I asked was who farted....."
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15 Oct 2008, 2:21 pm

"By the authority vested in me by God and by the State of Indiana, I now pronounce you husband and wife."

... and that's when the fighting started.


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