Cor blimey, I taste like Tea.
I am a subtle flavour, quiet and polite, gentle, almost ambient. My presence in crowds will often go unnoticed. Best not to spill me on your clothes though, I can leave a nasty stain.
If I were not Tea : Buzz buzz, I am Coffee flavoured.
I am popular in the workplace, even though I am often bitter. I am energetic to the point of being frenetic; buzz buzz, out of my way. I tend to overwork myself and need periods of recovery time.
1. At social events, I...
Mingle.
-Am the center of attention.
-Try to hide in a corner.
-Am part of a small clique.
Am not there at all.
Become angry and obnoxious.
2. My sex-life is...
Active and exciting.
'interesting'.
Consistently good.
Less active than I'd like.
-Completely nonexistant.
Acted out with many people.
3. On a rainy day, I...
-Stare out the window.
-Create something.
-Stay in bed.
Don't change my plans at all.
Go out because rain is fun.
Enjoy that it's probably ruining other people's plans.
4. When I'm angry, I work it off by...
-Being a grouchy bastard.
-Hitting inanimate objects.
Yelling and stomping.
-Doing something else and forgetting it.
Working through the reasons for my anger.
Not doing anything. I wasn't angry in the first place.
5. If I come across a stray animal, I am likely to...
-Avoid it. Nasty fleabag.
-Ignore it entirely.
Do something nasty to it.
Hug it and squeeze it and call it George.
Call animal control.
Try to find a good home for it.
6. My ideal cutlery drawer would be...
-Sorted forks, knives, spoons.
-In some other order.
In complete disarray.
Each piece separated from the others.
-Full of non-cutlery items.
-Magically able to hand me the cutlery I want.
7. In an argument, I am...
-Sarcastic.
-Logical.
Aggressive.
Submissive.
Evasive.
Not there. I don't get into arguments.
8. My favourite animals are...
-Birds.
Insects.
Fuzzy pet-type animals.
Rodents.
-Sea-life.
-Dead.
9. If I could choose a superpower, I would particularly like...
-Invisibility.
-Teleportation.
Strength.
Telepathy.
-Flight.
A Death-Ray.
10. Waiter! There's...
A fly in my soup.
-A fly on my trousers.
A Hello Kitty in my bathroom.
-An octopus on my head.
-A drought in my glass.
The goodyear blimp.
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