Things You Say As You Get Old

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20 May 2025, 4:28 pm

I'll just have a boiled egg.

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20 May 2025, 5:01 pm

:lol:

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21 May 2025, 5:42 am

"ooh" , "ahh" or "urgh" whenever you sit down, stand up or exert yourself.

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22 May 2025, 10:54 am

I have 1 million in a 401K is something elderly people would say.

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24 May 2025, 7:29 am

My body won't do what my head wants it to do

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24 May 2025, 7:34 am

"I am *insert age*" - usually said in protest of doing things that require significant effort or energy.

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24 May 2025, 7:45 am

Not long now.

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24 May 2025, 2:34 pm

36 isn't old

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24 May 2025, 4:39 pm

^ It isn't, no.

I was thinking more of my parents who say that sort of thing. :lol:

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25 May 2025, 4:47 am

No "36 isn't old" is something you say when you get old

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28 May 2025, 7:15 pm

Kids these days have no attention span and their brains are decaying from all the brainrot they're watching.

Of course, when I was a kid many adults said video games and TV shows we watched was rotting our brains, but I've heard that kids actually do behave worse and have less attention after watching Skibidi Toilet and Cocomelon.

I'll bet most four year olds wouldn't even be able to sit through a half hour of Mr. Dressup now. The show is (mostly) lost media now, and that makes me sad.

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28 May 2025, 7:18 pm

GADDANG KIDS STAY OFF MY LAWN!!

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