I am not defective.... have you seen the other 99% lately?

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08 Dec 2019, 6:57 pm

What says you?

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10 Dec 2019, 11:49 am

To this day I think "I don't have a disorder! You do!"

It is everyone else who is crazy, not us.



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11 Dec 2019, 9:41 am

I remember many years ago someone posted a DSM IV style description of "Neurotypical Syndrome". I can't remember what it said but I had a great laugh reading it. As Albert Einstein once said:
"a question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy"



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11 Dec 2019, 10:39 am

It depends on the day.



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11 Dec 2019, 3:53 pm

GiantHockeyFan wrote:
I remember many years ago someone posted a DSM IV style description of "Neurotypical Syndrome"...
It's in the Uncyclopedia -- Link to Article.

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Neurotypical syndrome (a.k.a., NT, also known as arrogant mob syndrome, or Microsoft Windows Syndrome) is a life-long and serious mental disorder affecting people everywhere.  Symptoms include inflated ego, mob formation, readiness to follow idiots, and possibly the formation of a large goiter.  Persons afflicted with this disorder should be referred to as persons with Neurotypical syndrome, persons with NT or persons who have NT.  Though it seems that most persons with NT would prefer to be referred to as neurotypicals, NTs or even normals, nobody cares about their opinions...


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13 Dec 2019, 4:50 pm

Thanks, had me laughing out loud. Lovely :-)